My boss has taken away my internet access at work, just beause I didn't attend an evening meeting for a work colleague who had jetted off on a last minuet holiday to Florida the day before.
2006-09-22 07:27:25 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
Piss in his tea.
2006-09-22 09:55:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Step 1: Buy a cheap can of shaving cream
Step 2: Pull out the little rubber tab in the bottom of the can
Step 3: Place said can in your boss' desk on Friday after he leaves for the weekend
Step 4: Make sure you're around when he sits down at his desk on Monday morning
2006-09-22 15:28:01 · answer #2 · answered by appalum2003 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Quit and let him see what life would be like without you.
Then sit at home, watching daytime soaps while you wait for him to call, begging you to come back, with a raise, a corner office, company car, and a newer, faster internet acess with a 52 inch monitor.
That'll show him!
Of course, if the internet access was not critical, or even necessary for your job, then you didn't need it anyway, and you seem to be complaining about a "toy." that wasn't even yours, that was taken away from you.
Or is the boss dumb enough to take away internet access, which was critical for you to do your job. In which case, he seems to have shot himself in the foot, and you already have your revenge.
2006-09-22 15:11:12 · answer #3 · answered by Vince M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Put farting powder in his morning coffee but choose a day to do it when he is due to attend an important afternoon meeting.
Alternatively put high doses of viagra in his coffee so he gets a ***** at the important meeting.
I used to be a chef at a place where the boss was allergic to daffodils so I used to shake all of the pollen from a bunch of them all over his food, he would be off work for days.
2006-09-22 14:52:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1)Glue his pens down where they are currently placed.
2) Find as many magazine subscription cards as you can and fill them out with his home info. He'll have a terrible time trying to cancel the magazines and trying to explain why he gets playgirl and ranger rick.
2006-09-22 14:31:03 · answer #5 · answered by pknutson_sws 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
pour a can of sardines onto the engine block of his car. near the cabin air intake.
2006-09-22 14:30:40 · answer #6 · answered by Big hands Big feet 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Slip some powdered laxative in his coffee!
2006-09-22 14:37:01 · answer #7 · answered by MANC & PROUD 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to your local hunting store and buy skunk scent,spray his air conditioner intake vents,inside his car and in his office if possible.
order pornographic magazines in his name and have them sent to his house.oh the list can go on and on!
2006-09-22 14:32:03 · answer #8 · answered by kimber 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a Crappy thing to do .. Why dont you Put Krazy Glue on his Whole Keyboard , .. LOL .. just dont come yell at me if you get fired !!
2006-09-22 14:30:04 · answer #9 · answered by lilredhead 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sneak into his office and deficate on his chair, and then sneak back out and continue on your day.
2006-09-22 14:39:51 · answer #10 · answered by dread pirate lavenderbeard 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋