Get a goose.
Have yourself a session of "Dueling Poultry"
I hope things don't run a-fowl.
2006-09-24 14:49:27
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answered by KenlKoff 6
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I speak for the rights of water fowl everywhere.. leave the duck be.
Ducks are not meant to be shut away.
If this is actually a noise issue, there are probably already laws concerning volumn etc in your locale. Check with the police about what constitutes too loud.
Insulate your walls to dampen the sound penetration.
Buy him a hearing aid?
Without knowing what the actual problem is, I have suggested as many possible solutions as I could think of.
2006-09-22 07:31:38
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answered by Silvatungfox 4
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Did you mean his duck up or did you spell f--k up wrong so that yahoo's Q+A Gestapo doesn't come out of the wood work and bite you like they do me all the time??
2006-09-26 06:26:11
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answered by irishlad 3
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I'm an RA in my dorm, and I always encourage people to take the first step, and politely remind the noisey neighbor that it is courteous to mind their volume, but that you understand that they have the right and need to express themselves openly.
If that doesn't work, then you call security, or in your case, police.
Good luck!
2006-09-24 19:57:50
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answered by floormee 2
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Peking Duck, anyone?
2006-09-22 07:23:09
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answered by Anonymous
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the surest way to shut the duck up, is with duck tape.
2006-09-22 07:23:18
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answered by Anonymous
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Write an anonymous letter & see if the noise subsides. If that doesn't work call the Po Po's.
2006-09-22 07:34:42
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answered by Bee Biscuits 6
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Speak to the police, the council and the environment agency.
2006-09-22 07:21:45
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answered by claire 5
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I really can't beat the duck tape answer. lol
2006-09-22 09:19:48
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answered by blueyeznj 6
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Ain't much you can do unless he's breaking the law in some way.
2006-09-22 07:24:29
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answered by Anonymous
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