im kinda having a bad day, anyone kno any good jokes, errr anything that'll make me smile? plz,,,,,, i feel the need to laugh, only i cant find it.....
2006-09-22 06:58:47 · 15 answers · asked by iyikka14 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
Heyyyy smile!! have a good day don't worry be happy...lol yeah well i am trying my hardest here so u better apreciate lol ok HAVE A HAPPY HAPPY DAY!!! lol well ok ummm just kno that ur friends LUV U HIBA!!:) ok now be happy ...wow i am CORNY lol
2006-09-22 07:05:26 · answer #1 · answered by just me... 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am still laughing about this one, but may face is beat read. I am in a meeting this morning with my Division Manager. I felt a sneeze coming on, so I braced myself with a kleenex and let 'er rip. Unfortunately, that is NOT the only thing I let rip. That's right, dropped an air bisquit right there in front of everyone. Of course, nobody could contain themselves, so we took a very abrupt break from the meeting.
Cheer up sweetie. Have a fantastic day!
2006-09-22 14:11:12 · answer #2 · answered by Joey 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
True story.
About a month ago, I had just taken my car through the car wash. I was really proud of this, because I'm really lazy when it comes to cleaning the car. Anyway, no sooner had I pulled out of the car wash, then a seagull splattered poop on my windshield. I was so furious, that I actually got out of my car, and shook my fist skyward, and cursed obscenities at the damn bird as it flew away.
2006-09-22 14:10:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well i was working at a camp this summer well me friend made me come which isn't a really good friend oh just let me get back to the story OK it was my first time there and my friend which his name is Kevin and his friend from camp alistint odd name would frank people so i really haven't bin pranket before so you know but anyway one night i was talking to someone and i couldn't find my friend then they came back from the water cuz it was on a lake they took all my stuff and putt it on a raft in the water plus a frog i found which died from them and i got so mad i was yelling and thy were just smiling at me i just wanted to hit them in the face but thankfully i didn't so ya i probably didn't need to write so much but owell oh and my friend fell in love with his friends step sister its funny they like e-mail each other three times a day plus he is only 16 and she is 15 so ya its funny to me anyway i don't you know I'm just gunna shut-up bye
2006-09-22 14:33:41 · answer #4 · answered by DarkDejection(JF) 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cheer up sweetie! Watch a comedy.
2006-09-22 14:02:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rent the movie Dumber and Dumberer, it was too hilarious!!! You will keep smiling long after the show.
2006-09-22 14:25:21 · answer #6 · answered by sedona71 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!
just think that somebody is beating up those stupid 2 girls that sit behind and RUN THERE MOUTHS TO MUCH!!
ITS A FREE COUNTRY> IM ABOUT TO ***** SLAP THIEEEMEM!!!
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gosh!!
When I was cracking up laughing they had to say a comment.
stupid but sniffs.
neways
Hiba
I
love
you.
2006-09-22 14:08:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
hi,,, hillery found out that she was pregnant,
she was PO'ed,,,,,
She called up her husband,,, ole Bill... and went off on him,,,
How dare you knock me up,, i am an important person in the Senate,, I can not believe you did this to me....
after a few minutes of the tirade there was a pause,,,,
the voice on the other end of the phone said,,, "Who is this"???
good luck
2006-09-22 14:02:32 · answer #8 · answered by eejonesaux 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
smile the guy next to me on the bus just sh%t his pants thats funny
2006-09-22 14:03:53 · answer #9 · answered by greg m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ill try
why did raggedy andy break up with raggedy anne
he caught her sitting on pinochios face saying
lie to me lie to me
hope that helps
2006-09-22 14:07:56 · answer #10 · answered by jericho sland 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋