My uncle Harry and his friend Wayne go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Harry wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Wayne, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Harry" replies Wayne.
"And what do you deduce from that?"
Wayne ponders for a minute.
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Harry?"
Harry is silent for a moment. "Wayne, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"
2006-09-22 06:15:56 · 15 answers · asked by IM THE GAY GOD ALL FEAR ME 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2006-09-22 06:18:16 · answer #1 · answered by chewy_chubacca 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"few even in reality instructed her that she deserved what changed into happening to her because she changed into being punished for aborting." you chosen to do the surgical treatment, you chosen the conciquences. Altho i does no longer look someone interior the face and tell her that, I advise i do not even understand why she did it or her for that count number. i ought to assert 5 for me, yet actual this question would not truly practice to me because it truly is not any longer my pastime to agonize about everyne else, merely myself. and that i do not attempt this with abortion stuff, I save to myself on that one. Altho i'm no longer going to assert that i have not been in charge of doing it with different issues. "i for my section trust that's inaccurate and cruel no longer to abort interior the case of a fetus who will in no way be able to lead a classic existence via psychological retardation, deformity, etc"' I hoep you do keep in mind that in maximum incest situations the youngster is 100% completely time-honored. So it truly is not any longer honest to assert that. in case you'll state that as a reason then you extremely ought to attend untill you recognize 100% that the fetus ought to have a number of those defects and then make the alternative, and also you may be able to inform after x volume of months. also how does rape produce a deformed toddler? It would not. And (it really is my personal opinion) it truly is terrible in charge a baby for some thing it truly is not any longer their fault. So that's a rape toddler? Who cares? it truly is an threat free new child that did not some thing incorrect, and that i imagine it truly is cruel to abort it for some thing that it truly is threat free for. i'm professional-existence and that i imagine that abortion is merely the kiling of an threat free human being for convienience. There are merely some situations in which that's suitable yet VERY very few. i does no longer make it unlawful merely because i do not opt to take anybody's rights away yet actual I do't consider it in any respect. i remember on toddler and fetus rights. i imagine as a ascertain it is your pastime to look after that child, no count number the way it were given there. I merely sense like the guy who were given the abortion is taking benefit of their means. even with the indisputable fact that i do not choose. i do not consider it yet i do not choose.(no longer untill human beings say what fairly kitty stated) -Connor
2016-11-23 15:21:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
-that is funny. 9 out of 10
2006-09-22 06:17:21 · answer #3 · answered by IMHO 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but your avatar's cute. Suddenly, I'm in the mood for rabbit ears...
2006-09-22 06:21:26 · answer #4 · answered by Nicki Lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no just a little unwell.
his friend is funny though
quick question, did they ever find who stole their tent?
2006-09-22 06:20:29 · answer #5 · answered by katz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hes just living for the moment.
2006-09-22 06:19:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not retarded, but missing the point.
2006-09-22 06:17:58 · answer #7 · answered by kackaway 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Such attention to detail - really funny.
2006-09-22 06:18:36 · answer #8 · answered by shimmy shake 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEARD it, years ago in junior high school.
2006-09-22 06:17:45 · answer #9 · answered by finaldx 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolzzzz this one was ok, but i liked the one about ur aunt and her baby. it was better then this one:D
2006-09-22 06:26:28 · answer #10 · answered by cheeks 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it!
2006-09-22 06:19:39 · answer #11 · answered by daweeney 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋