I'm looking for a title of a book....?

Question

I once read a book I think it it was called Wive's Tales or something, it had a bunch of stories that I dont think had anything to do with Wives Tales, such as a story about where all the characters were named after candy bars, and another story about how the Author isn't superstitious, but they know if you break a you get 7 years bad luck, and that story cycles through other superstions, saying the same thing. The book has alot of stories with sexual innuendos, potty humor, such as a story about a judge telling a women to approch the bench, and the jury saying approch the *biYch, I read this book, well not really read skimed through, this book a long time ago, and I don't remember the exact name, or the humorius candy bar story. So if anyone can help me find this book, i will be indebted to you, and give you 10 points

Answer 1

could this be it?
http://www.amazon.com/Young-Wives-Tales-Adventures-Partnership/dp/1580050506/sr=1-2/qid=1158945183/ref=sr_1_2/002-9339711-7770403?ie=UTF8&s=books