A tom tit.
2006-09-22 04:59:20
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answered by AngelWings 3
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1. "Excuse me darling, you'd better stop fellating me, i'm about to make a rather large bum sausage"
2. "Sorry officer, can you just unlock my handcuffs, I desperately need to drop my guts into the nearest latrine, before they emerge unannounced in my undergarments"
3. "I love you too sweetheart, but we must not give into our desires quite yet, first I must excrete warm faeces out of my anus"
This thread reminds me of a large black friend I have who was at my flat one day when he remarked he was off to "drop some kids off at the pool", when I went to use the facility soon after him I had to remark that he'd "left some rather large black kids at the side of the pool". He then muttered something about my lack of a toilet brush. Happy days.
2006-09-22 05:26:45
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answered by The Loins of Hades 2
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Dump
Seeing a man about a dog
floating a baby ruth
Take a crap (seeing you are from across the pond, this is in respect to your favorite inventor Thomas Crapper of whom the toilet was named after)
2006-09-22 04:57:30
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answered by Anonymous
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Dropping a deuce. I like the kids at the pool one too.
2006-09-22 04:56:23
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answered by tsdeck5 3
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Paving the Hershey highway...
2006-09-22 04:58:17
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answered by Anonymous
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So mabny good ones, but I really lke Do the Doo
2006-09-22 04:56:46
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answered by WEIRDRELATIVES 5
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Going for a dump
2006-09-22 04:57:12
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answered by sarah k 4
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giving birth to a food baby
fighting the brown bear
2006-09-22 04:57:42
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answered by bregweidd 6
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croaked, Moved into bigger administration,Fettucine Al ineffective-o,Has Reservations on the Chateau Eternity ,regarded at,purchase the pine apartment ,went into the fertlizer business enterprise hahahahahhaha i believe cool
2016-10-17 11:04:36
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answered by Anonymous
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Turtlehead poking out.
2006-09-22 04:57:37
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answered by Anonymous
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I have to 'shake a tit'....although usually, just have to silently bring my hand up to my breast and wiggle it a bit...says it all subtlely.
2015-11-16 12:51:22
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answered by steven 1
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