In Chicago, that would be Indiana Beach. Not only do they have this really obnoxious crow for a mascot, that is a blatant ripoff of the Maxwell Smart character in Get Smart(rest in peace, Don Adams),
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:IndianaBeach_logo.gif
But, the whole place has been falling apart for years. We've
always wondered where the people come from that go to the park.
They look all stinky and hard-up. We think they must come from little hamlets around the state.
The food is gross......the rollercoaster should be condemned
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:IBeach_HurricaneDrop_DSCN9199.JPG
The"water park" is shut down with e coli outbreaks about three times a week. Last time we were there, we saw brown stuff coming out of the pipes, so maybe the sewer of monticello, indiana bleeds out into there somehow.
They have a tacky "Midway" that hasn't been updated since
the depression(1932).
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2006-09-22 04:54:12 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in News & Events ➔ Current Events
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2006-09-22 04:56:12 · update #1
Look at the ugly, fat kids at !ndiana Beach
!http://www.monticelloindiana.com/images/swimmingatIndianaBeach.jpg
2006-09-22 04:57:44 · update #2
Indiana Beach - the most redneck place on earth!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indiana_Beach
2006-09-22 04:59:03 · update #3
Michigan city has this.....
http://www.bluechip-casino.com/
But I'd hardly rate it a resort town, unless
mingling with ghetto gangsters and looking
at rusted out unused factories is your idea
of a holiday! Good drugs are a better holiday than that, my friend!
Actually, there erally isn't a decent resort
anywhere in the state of indiana.....except for one place........not kidding.....a place called Nashville, Indiana is the brown hill
country in all seriousness is very nice!
Awesome victorian buildings and great restaurants and all that. Former and current
artist colony too.....check the link and find out about it....hardly anyone knows about it!
http://www.nashville-indiana.com/nashvilleindiana.html
2006-09-22 10:32:52 · update #4
It isn't a resort area - but Tucumcari, New Mexico.
I was driving cross-country with a friend & they had billboards for two states. When we got there, it was this TINY little place - the hotel was miserable.
2006-09-22 05:02:42 · answer #1 · answered by tigglys 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tiajuana, followed closely by Atlantic City.
I heard Michigan City, IN is considered a "resort town." If true, that's easily the dumpiest "resort town" I've ever been to.
2006-09-22 05:57:52 · answer #2 · answered by Bedroom Celebrity 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are some actual scumbucket places throughout Florida. they often provide them some actual mind-blowing sounding call like "Oasis Vista" or "destroy factor" or another appropriate sea coast referance. whether that's a roach infested unload with stains on each and every thing and various of the fixtures is sticky.
2016-10-01 06:11:35 · answer #3 · answered by bradberry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i went to go relaxing in a resort in a jungle once. the nature was ok but the toilet was DISGUSTING....! It made the vacation a very excrutiating and painful.......... huhu~
2006-09-22 05:08:08 · answer #4 · answered by kuih_doryaki_sedap 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋