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Ok i had to travel this week to a funeral 3rd cancer victim i knew in1 month.. but here is the catch ..fuel in Cheyenne $2.89 a gallon ..next stop Limon $2.34 a gallon ..next Kansas $ 2.13 a gallon.. a relative from arkansas came through Tulsa and got gas for under $2.00 .. so who is screweing us? i know a person that works in a refinery... says oil prices coming in to the refinery havent changed in over a year..all still about the same..and who do we complain to? deaf ears of our local republican polititons..give me a break welcome the Dictator republic of america. ps Exxon posted 80 billion in profits and are in the process of buying out all conoco retailers in the NW ..just some info to make you go hmmm

2006-09-22 04:26:09 · 5 answers · asked by lifetimefamily 4 in Politics & Government Politics

5 answers

How the Bush Administration Changes a Light Bulb

How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;

4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs;

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished;

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark;

8. One to viciously smear #7;

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;

10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

2006-09-22 04:32:20 · answer #1 · answered by Enigma 6 · 1 0

Exxon. In theory, if everyone lowered their gas consumption by only 3%, the gas prices would crumble. Unfortunately, it's only in theory.

The gas companies aren't going to lower their prices for anyone but themselves. It's up to us to conserve our fuel intake.

2006-09-22 14:07:45 · answer #2 · answered by chrstnwrtr 7 · 0 0

Yes. Exxon/Mobil and Bush are in bed together.

2006-09-23 15:14:46 · answer #3 · answered by Kevin 3 · 0 0

Exxon is Bush and Bush is Exxon!

2006-09-22 12:34:06 · answer #4 · answered by Edward K 3 · 0 0

just remember....its a free market...youre free to rape the US too!

2006-09-22 11:28:40 · answer #5 · answered by bush-deathgrip 1 · 0 0

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