"You know you're getting old when..."
2006-09-22 03:46:14 · 21 answers · asked by AILENE 4 in Social Science ➔ Other - Social Science
When you hear your mother's words coming out of your mouth.
2006-09-22 03:56:09 · answer #1 · answered by mightymite1957 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you smell like mothballs,younger people start talking to you like you are half brain dead ya balls a saggn, if yous a womanz your boobs start headn towards your belly button,our voices get deeper(yeah u 2)ya start takin little Blue Pills if ya the woman makn sure you get ya old man on theze hair starts growing out your ears, those annoying nose hairs just get longer,you nose it keeps growing like your ears but your head shrinks your hair falls out same with your teeth,u start listenng to Neil,then you cant you become deaf, you start going blind ,your kids start hating you an dont ring ,you give up the hog an chev and buy a datsun then next thing you nos your riding down the footpath in your electric wheelchair thinking ya 10 again but its okay once you get to herez you wont know about it.
2006-09-22 11:18:21 · answer #2 · answered by GOOCH 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There are many signs unfortunately. I would say when you get up in the morning and part of your body aches or when your kids don`t understand some words, expressions you use. Well, the list would be very long.
2006-09-22 12:08:31 · answer #3 · answered by lucrecia 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When the police and doctors look no older than senior school pupils and when you speak to people who have no idea what pre-decimal coins were.
2006-09-22 10:53:03 · answer #4 · answered by david c 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you remember when gas was only $1.05 a gallon. Oh wait I am only 23 and that was only 7 years ago.
2006-09-22 10:55:51 · answer #5 · answered by tlets 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You lose the hair on top of your head, only to have it grow back in other, unusual places.
Like your ears.
2006-09-22 10:54:24 · answer #6 · answered by hogan.enterprises 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know you're getting old when you're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.
2006-09-22 10:57:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
you would rather curl up on the couch in your P.J's on a Saturday night and watch T.V. than going out.
2006-09-22 10:50:24 · answer #8 · answered by blonde mom70 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When getting lucky means you found the car keys!!!!lol
2006-09-26 12:12:15 · answer #9 · answered by Cindi R 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You need a pill organizer.
2006-09-22 18:09:15 · answer #10 · answered by Delta Charlie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋