i just went to one two weeks ago, now i have another this weekend
this is bad bad bad
2006-09-22 03:29:01 · 18 answers · asked by trolls aint human 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You could quit taking a bath and eat alot of onion and garlic
2006-09-22 03:30:26 · answer #1 · answered by stuffy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get really, really drunk at the reception and make a pass at the bride AND the groom.
When the preacher asks if there are any objections, object for no good reason. "Cuz I felt like it" is always a good line to use.
Refuse to pick a seat on either the bride's side or the groom's side and sit in the middle of the aisle.
Monopolize the buffet. Eat multiple pieces of cake. Steal as many of the little gifts left at everyone's place as you can before being noticed.
2006-09-22 10:34:52 · answer #2 · answered by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get really drunk and the next one and try dry humping the bride on the dance floor. You probably won't be invited to any more weddings.
2006-09-22 10:34:49 · answer #3 · answered by TropicalSun 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You do realize that you don't have to go, don't you? Ignore the invitations. Either that or be so loud and obnoxious at the wedding that you never get invited again.
2006-09-22 10:31:49 · answer #4 · answered by TJMiler 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just don't go. Once you start the trend, it will get rumored and no one else will waste an invitation. Do you know how expensive those things are???
2006-09-22 10:31:43 · answer #5 · answered by Encyclopedia Allie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When they tell you that they are getting married, just act as though you don't care and make sarcastic remarks about it. Show as though you have other things to do other than going to all these weddings.
Or you can just act as though you're sick.
2006-09-22 10:38:24 · answer #6 · answered by Bubble18 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. Just say you never liked them and they are annoying. That usually will work. Just trash the hate mail after.
2006-09-22 10:57:44 · answer #7 · answered by trikkisparkle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just stop being so likeable I guess maybe if you don't go to enough of them people will get the hint and stop inviting you
2006-09-22 10:31:26 · answer #8 · answered by Tracy h 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
smack them in the knees with a pipe
that seems to pi*ss people off bad enough to not invite you to anything anymore
2006-09-22 10:32:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them you got a skin rash,all your face is red and puffed up and you dont want to spread it or spoil their weddind photos ha ha!!
2006-09-22 10:33:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Feign illness. I hate weddings too. That's why my husband and I eloped.
2006-09-22 10:31:23 · answer #11 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋