THREE EVERTON FANS AND THREE LIVERPOOL FANS ARE TRAVELLING BY TRAIN TO THEIR RESPECTIVE F.A.CUP TIES IN LONDON.
AT THE STATION, THE THREE REDS BUY A TICKET AND WATCH AS THE THREE EVERTONIANS BUY JUST ONE TICKET BETWEEN THEM.
"HOW ARE THE THREE OF YOU GOING TO TRAVEL ON ONLY ONE TICKET?" ASKS ONE OF THE KOPITES.
"WATCH AND LEARN." ANSWERS ONE OF THE BLUE NOSES. THEY ALL BOARD THE TRAIN. THE KOPITES TAKE THEIR RESPECTIVE SEATS BUT ALL THREE EVERTONIANS CRAM INTO A TOILET AND CLOSE THE DOOR BEHIND THEM.
SHOTLY AFTER THE CONDUCTOR COMES AROUND COLLECTING TICKETS. HE KNOCKS ON THE TOILET DOOR AND SAYS, "TICKETS PLEASE." THE DOOR OPENS AND A SINGLE ARM EMERGES WITH A TICKET IN HAND. THE CONDUCTOR TAKES IT AND MOVES ON.
THE KOPITES SEE THIS AND AGREE IT WAS QUITE A CLEVER IDEA. SO AFTER THE GAME, THEY DECIDE TO COPY THE EVERTON FANS ON THE RETURN TRIP AND SAVE SOME MONEY (BEING CLEVER WITH MONEY AND ALL THAT)
WHEN THEY GET TO THE STATION, THEY BUY SINGLE TICKET FOR THE RETURN TRIP. TO THEIR ASTONISHMENT, THE EVERTONIANS DON’T BUY A TICKET AT ALL.
"HOW ARE ALL YOU GOING TO TRAVEL WITHOUT ANY TICKET?" SAYS ONE PERPLEXED RED. " WATCH AND LEARN," ANSWERS A BLUENOSE.
WHEN THEY BOARD THE TRAIN THE THREE KOPITES CRAM INTO A TOILET AND SOON AFTER THE THREE EVERTON FANS CRAM INTO ANOTHER NEARBY. THE TRAIN DEPARTS.
SHORTLY AFTERWARDS, ONE OF THE EVERTONIANS LEAVES THE TOILET AND WALKS OVER TO THE TOILET WHERE THE KOPITES ARE HIDING. HE KNOCKS ON THE DOOR AND SAYS, "TICKET PLEASE.”
2006-09-22 03:18:56 · 19 answers · asked by hully genius 2 in Sports ➔ Football ➔ English Football
Scottie84 a true S@ite fan, brainless and no originality.....get your own jokes!
2006-09-22 03:37:21 · update #1
Great that explains why the toilets are always in use on the trains.
2006-09-23 08:53:38 · answer #1 · answered by Aerroc 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's an old one. Just emailed that around the office to my fellow Liveprool supporters, but swapped Evertonians with Kopites & vice-versa haha cheers son!
2006-09-22 03:31:57 · answer #2 · answered by Sluugy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What deliver has never docked at Liverpool ? A: The Premiership! Q. what's the version between a battery and a Scouser ? A. A battery has a favorable ingredient. merely remember - YOU started it ! lol !
2016-12-12 12:56:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha yeah nice 1
2006-09-23 09:41:11 · answer #4 · answered by foureyesslim 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Way to Go, just showed it to my boss who is an Everton Supporter and he nearly choked on his tea laughing.
2006-09-22 03:22:09 · answer #5 · answered by Mas 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Super!
2006-09-22 07:39:12 · answer #6 · answered by Lana 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha thats a good one!
2006-09-22 10:02:09 · answer #7 · answered by Robert B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. Good one.
2006-09-22 03:25:22 · answer #8 · answered by Saffren 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3-0!! Michael shields got 15 years......
now es gettin bummed by queers!
RED AND WHITE SHITE!
2006-09-22 03:53:33 · answer #9 · answered by Mikey T 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
love it
come on chelsea
2006-09-22 04:00:14 · answer #10 · answered by girlsrule137 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋