Help me, I'm bored!?

Question

I'm stuck in an office at work, bored and alone. Entertain me, people!

Answer 1

There once was a young girl from Australia
Who painted her bum like a dahlia.
A penny a smell
Went down very well,
But tuppence a lick was a failure.

There once was a whore from Peru
Who filled her ***** with glue.
She said with a grin,
"You pay to get in,
And you pay to get out of it too."

There once was a woman named Alice
Who pissed in the archbishop's chalice
She later decreed
That she did it from need,
And not out of protestant malice.

There was a young vampire called Mabel
Who's periods were rather unstable.
Every full moon
She took out a spoon
And drank herself under the table.

Hope you're not offended easily!

Answer 2

Try Popcap.com - there's loads of fun games on there, but it is a bit conspicuous for the average office. Erm.. other fun time-wasting sites that don't include shopping websites are; MySpace, YouTube, Wikipedia (to an extent) and the IMDb. Have fun '_'

Answer 3

I too am stuck in an office and not working due to lack of interest.

http://deathball.net/notpron/

This will keep you occupied for a while

Answer 4

Me too! Calgon, take me away! I must be the only sucker who doesn't have this bank holiday weekend off.

Answer 5

Try miniclip.com/games, plenty of games and puzzles for you to choose from, just make sure you don't get caught by yer boss.....o.k!

Answer 6

stand up on your desk and start singing broadway/showtune songs- i promise you will not be bored for long!

Answer 7

Try these fun websites
www.imvu.com
www.habbohotel.co.uk
www.singingfish.co.uk/or.com
or if u want to chat feel free to email me x

Answer 8

I can't do much to help, but I can certainly empathise.
Shite innit?!

Answer 9

click on "click here to listen"

Answer 10

same here ppl!