Somewhere I've seen it & I can't remember what's going on after this:"When I hurt my pendulum, my life..."?

Answer 1

Since I hurt my pendulum
My life is all erratic.
My parrot, who was cordial,
Is now transmitting static.
The carpet died, a palm collapsed,
The cat keeps doing poo.
The only thing that keeps me sane
Is talking to my shoe.
-- My Shoe