(OFFICE PRANK) My bosses birthday was yesterday and he did not tell anyone..?

Question

My bosses birthday was yesterday and he did not tell anyone because he didnt want anyone to mess with him.
I need to mess with him really bad so you sick twisted people out there help me out....
I came up with a couple of ideas but human resources might not like that. examples: Fat woman stripper, midget stripper, male stripper, petting zoo in his office (cost to much & it would take to long)
So please help me

Answer 1

wow! you're a lot more mean than I am. i was thinking like taping everything on his desk down or something like that. but i guess that's a little too tame for you. my co-worker hid a diaper in another co-worker's desk. she hasn't found it yet. it was kinda like payback for putting pepper-spray oil on his mouse, stapler, anything he may touch on his desk. when he goes to use the bathroom we just sit back and wait for the show to begin. :) and he calls us his friends! HA! sucker.

Answer 2

Fill his office with packing peanuts (works best with an office with a door and drop ceiling, or a cubicle....you just have to saran wrap the opening).

Really carefully put vinyl cling wrap, or thin clear adhesive paper (like contact) on his computer screen and write on it in permanant marker. You have to make sure there are NO bubbles or it will give it away.

You can also flip off the power to his PC from the BACK of the machine. Most people only use the switch in front and don't remember there is a main break in the back.

If you have access to the phone programming, change your bosses name on the phone system so that everytime someone calls him, or he calls out (intercompany anyway) instead of showing GJONES, or GEORGE, or whatever it says SNOOKEMS, or BITTER, or something. Only do this if you are in a small office...you just want to prank him not get fired.

If your boss has one coffee cup he drinks from, put a thin thin layer of orajel or Powdered Bitters (you have to mix with water to make a thin paste) on the inside of the cup. This way, his tongue will go numb, or his coffee will taste bad but it will not harm him in anyway.

Email me, I have some HILARIOUS pics of office pranks!!!
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Answer 3

not sure if you have the time or have access to his office buti say fill his office full of happy birthday balloons!
or take most of his office stuff hide it and replace it with carbord cut outs!!!
seent that done it was great~

some other things you can do is
cover his office door in photo's of bezare stuff!
when he leaves his office put a fart machine in there or any sound machine that you can work outside of his office
put salt in the suger by the break room!
put his face on a supermodles body and post it threw out the office!
anything with photo swaping!
or get on the pa and sing a song! or just bring in a tape/cd player and play it over the PA / phone system!
move all the clocks back or ahead! my need to get the tech guys on that one they can change the pc!
if you have access to his pc then change the desktop and sound settings!
somthing else is send him a unbirthday card every day that it's not his birthday! then he will wish he had gotten that birthday card!
have the office sign it everyday!
or once a week! but daily would be best!
umm that's all i can think of right now!
Good luck!
Have fun with it!
Mad luv

Answer 4

Sounds interesting. I got an idea, but it might make him kinda mad.
You and everyone else in the office, as soon as he gets to work, call and tell him you're REALLY sick and can't come to work. Have others say they had to go out of town for a family emergency. Had to go to a party late last night. Had a flat tire, etc.

good luck. I'm sure you'll think of something really good.

Answer 5

Here's two "no cost" ideas: 1) Get several paper toilet seat protectors from the bathroom and decorate his space using them as streamers. Don't forget to place one in the center of his chair/seat! 2) Empty out the holes from all the paper-punch machines and throw them all over his desk like confetti!! .

Answer 6

Put his stapler in a bowl of jelly

Answer 7

get a shirt with his age on it.
say



48. right.?

then have it printed up to say

48, thats like DEAD in dog years isnt it?

Answer 8

singing telegrams,condolance cards,wreaths, obituary notices......mimes, rodeo clowns,bad standup comedians.......I could go on, but I think you get the idea......

Answer 9

It's Friday. Flatten his tires....

Answer 10

Have a hearse come for his body.