My collegue and i are at our wits end with this bloke who works in our office. Its just the three of us plus our boss. He is so far up the bosses' as@ that its sickening. The boss is on holiday this week and we thought we could let our hair down a bit - put the radio on, have a giggle, leave 1/2 hour early one day etc. He is carrying on like he is the boss now - saying he dosent think its appropriate and we should carry on as if he were here. Jesus - what a Tw@t. We all work really hard anyway - whats his problem - Any advice?? We are considering supergluing his @ss to the bosses chair - but he may object??
2006-09-22 01:57:11 · 7 answers · asked by moo 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
put a dead fish in water, cover it up for a day or two...uncover it and spread the water underneath his desk....then there is no evidence and the smell will make anyone puke.
2006-09-22 02:01:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have any of you asked this up his own backside fella who put him in charge, he sounds like a right brown nose to me, what a shame because he will be overlooked for promotion with his attitude, even bosses know who the office groveller is and they dislike them too, give him a good slap and go to the pub an hour earlier today, have a lovely weekend and good luck.
2006-09-22 09:47:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love the superglue idea lol!!!! Tell him to chill out and relaz he sounds a tw@t either that or put laxatives in his coffee so he spends all his afternoon in the loo or maybe better he'll think he's i'll and go home sick!! Leaving you free to go home early etc
2006-09-22 09:02:10 · answer #3 · answered by tizzy_em85 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i face same condition...never let him be free for the next time even in presence of boss...present yourself as a matured person...if u dont for the next time he must will repeat same.
2006-09-22 09:02:56 · answer #4 · answered by Naeem A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
be over familure with him and make him feel uncomfortable.be overly nice,get him to go to the store cupboard and take his clothes off, and go set off the fire alarm. take apictures and email them to your bosses computer.
2006-09-22 09:06:24 · answer #5 · answered by tallulaberry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
put some pins on his seat
sounds like a right looser
2006-09-22 09:03:03 · answer #6 · answered by Senorita 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if he's an idiot, fire him!
2006-09-22 09:00:28 · answer #7 · answered by one_cool_dude 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋