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Can you hurry up, Eastenders is about to start ?

2006-09-22 01:11:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

A long time ago my bf and I were very happily engaged on the sofa when the cat decided to use her litter tray for a sloppy one - that was the worst ever!

2006-09-23 12:24:17 · answer #2 · answered by Amanda K 7 · 0 1

Probably the name of an ex lover!

2006-09-22 01:10:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

This is my first time with someone of the opposite gender.

2006-09-22 01:12:27 · answer #4 · answered by finaldx 7 · 0 0

"So, should we set a date for the wedding?"

Ex boyfriend (back when I thought I was still remotely straight) to me, when he hadn't asked me to marry him. We'd been going out for three months, I was 17 and so not ready for that. Hell, or marriage!

I've also done "You know, *ex* was so much bigger..." and "I caught my cousin playing pin the hole in the condom."

2006-09-22 01:34:45 · answer #5 · answered by the_darksquall 2 · 0 1

Hurry up the kids are back from the army cadets...bless them they hate to see their mam like this.

2006-09-23 05:39:33 · answer #6 · answered by theoldecrone 4 · 0 1

Did you know that our mortgage went up another $100 dollars this month?

2006-09-22 01:16:31 · answer #7 · answered by kindofkitty 6 · 0 1

Hold on a sec, i need some water.

2006-09-22 01:14:46 · answer #8 · answered by JediMaster 4 · 0 0

'Yummy' ....no true! this really happened to me :(

Oh yes, I've just remembered a friend (male) telling me about his wife winding her watch up behind his head as she looked over his shoulder:)

2006-09-22 01:13:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Look at that cobweb on the ceiling!

2006-09-22 01:11:01 · answer #10 · answered by Dogs'r'us 4 · 0 0

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