would you?
If you could haggle with the terms of the agreement, how would you negotiate???
I'd settle for about 85 with a moderate amount of nookie :)
2006-09-22 00:06:32 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
No way! Have you seen the state of most nursing homes lately? I'd rather have a ton of nookie and kick the bucket around 70-75 (right when the kids start thinking it's time to send you to the nursing home...)
As an aside, I'd be willing to say the people who make it to 100 had their fair share of nookie in their day...it's healthy ;-)
2006-09-22 00:53:20 · answer #1 · answered by The ~Muffin~ Man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm...define moderate.
The classic solutions are always the best, IMHO; just get married. Then you automatically give up sex (for some women, wedding cake is an anti-aphrodisiac, according to many married men,)* and it SEEMS like you live to be 100.
*There is an old joke about just before the ceremony, the groom is asked by the best man, why the sh*t-eating grin, and the groom replies that he just got the best bl*w-job of his life, & that he's marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to him. At the same time, the bride is being asked by the maid of honor, why HER sh*t-eating grin..."I just gave my last bl*w-job."
Another old joke is that the long married Ollie & Lena were doing the dishes after dinner one night, and she hauls off & slams him in the head with the frying pan. Leaning up against the stove, he quite reasonably asks, "What was that for?"
"That was for thirty years of bad sex," she replies. He nods, and they finish as they started. Later that night, as they're preparing for bed, without warning HE hauls off & seriously backhands her. After she picks herself off the floor, she quite reasonably asks, "What was that for?"
He replied, "That was for knowing the difference."
No, I don't condone spousal abuse by either gender. This is an old Norwegian immigrant joke, as told on Prairie Home Companion. Garrison Keillor does a lot of Ollie & Lena jokes, all of which I'm certain that he heard growing up.
Yes, it's at least slightly off topic, but I don't think it's entirely off topic. Your milage may vary.
2006-09-24 08:32:33 · answer #2 · answered by comicards 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
50 years Intense, 15 years Moderate and 10 years once a day! How about that?
2006-09-22 00:32:09 · answer #3 · answered by ~Raju~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always thought that having an active sex life helped you to live longer - exercise for the heart, relieves tension, aids sleep, boosts immune system etc.
So I'll take my chances and carry on with the sex - I reckon I might make it to 100 anyway!
2006-09-22 01:38:15 · answer #4 · answered by Bad Liberal 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I plan to live to 100 anyway, make it 200 and that I wouldn't age past what I am right now and maybe you got a deal.
2006-09-22 00:09:59 · answer #5 · answered by live2ride 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no way! I'd much rather share my love with my husband in the most intimate way than live grumpily til I was 100 years old.
2006-09-22 00:10:13 · answer #6 · answered by sarah_lynn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell No, not in 100 years would I give up sex.
2006-09-22 01:08:25 · answer #7 · answered by ERNIE C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess that explains why mosy 100 year olds were marrried for many years
2006-09-22 01:00:53 · answer #8 · answered by idtshadow 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. I can't make it 2 days much less 100 years.
2006-09-22 00:17:42 · answer #9 · answered by Sarcastic Sid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I m 97 and still a porno actor,so whats the problem?
2006-09-22 00:09:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋