No matter how much I eat I can't seem to put on weight! I mean, I'm getting through my second breakfast right now and I'm like a rake!
If I were to get some of your weight what could I give you in return?
And please be as crazy or funny as you like!
Thanks and have a good weekend!
X.
2006-09-21 22:48:31 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
Oh you sweetheart,
you can have 1/2 of me
and all I ask of you is a large portion of chips 2 rounds of bread
with real butter on MMmmmmm,
you would save me 4.99 a week on waight watchers to.
Thanks for that, enjoy your weekend.
2006-09-22 02:24:52 · answer #1 · answered by magnoliamillie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I too have this problem, scoff junk all day in between normal meals and cannot put on a pound and am grossly underweight!
Maybe if we got a surgeon to sew us together and chop a few bits off here and there, we could become the size of a normal person!
Failing that wonder how much it costs for fat implants? liposuction on someone else could benefit us!! Ugh!
2006-09-22 07:04:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, if I give you my excess weight then you can make me a yummy fattening dinner and something chocolate for dessert because I will have room since you took the fat. If we could actiually do this.. it would be great.. I am trying to loose some of my tummy anyhow so this works out. ;)
2006-09-22 05:53:08 · answer #3 · answered by sassysharli 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well my dear, if I could give you some of weight, I would give you my chest. That way you would be a skinny dude with a 36 double II chest. In return you can massage my back.....Will that do?
2006-09-22 06:17:25 · answer #4 · answered by Boricua Born 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Daft as it may sound go to the gym, the have programmes to help you build weight and muscle as well as those for losing it, but you might just be naturally slim you know.
2006-09-22 09:21:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you could have some of my weight with pleasure...........
how much do you want?? would 2 stone be ok??
i am feeling generous at the moment so i would let you have it free of charge......
WHY is there no justice in the world, i only have to look at food and i put the weight on..... you lucky, lucky, person.
have a good weekend yourself..
2006-09-22 05:53:00 · answer #6 · answered by Raine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't have much weight to spare, I don't put on much and I'm a small eater.
2006-09-22 05:52:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I have been with my fella for just over two years; I have put on two stone and he has lost two stone!
2006-09-22 11:27:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nothing i'm more than happy for you to take my excess weight
2006-09-22 05:50:38 · answer #9 · answered by missree 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
eat n sleep
2006-09-22 14:47:29 · answer #10 · answered by sxc_laila 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋