I am a car salesman and my easy sale is female...double everything they?

Question

Never catch it ....Guys are tough why are feamales so easy...The only thing I think is what I call" The lay down approch" you tell them anything .....they belive it......How is that possible????? I tell them my dad owned this car before he died but I can't bear to look at it because it reminds of him!!!!!! Guys answer. Your full of sh**.....Female answer; I am so sorry I hope he wasn'T in pain.......ME SALESMAN....Oh thank you he died piecefully to the females..... to the guys... they like it or they do not but they tell me and laff That it was a good story...If the guy likes the car he buys but he lets me know I am a stone lyer....THE gals they say thank you..... but either they have to talk to there dads, husbands or boyfriends...If they do come back...Here we go the boyfriend looks at the car and no matter how perfect the car is he has to find something....Anything....so he looks cool....after he finds the stupidist thing they buy the car...you see he has to be the prince who saved

Answer 1

i think the girls are to polite to tell you to go..F@%$#YOURSELF..
and their excuse to get out is let me talk to someone about it
don't think you're fly........you're not

isabelle

Answer 2

some women fall for that as they are or we are prey to a nice car. i used to be like that but after a few times of getting used by the used car salesman and repairs after not a long time, i wised up. with brothers and cousins not only going with me but me learning about cars myself. i have an 18yr old son who i have to teach to not be so easy at purchase to check everything incl the mileage of the car that it cant be 12,000 per yr of the model look at the tires open the hood the exhaust the doors see if it was painted in a wreck ask for a carfax report not only that the test drive better take me a day or so i want more than a warranty i want a guarantee, take the car on the hgwy, make sure the gas tank is working look at the gages, dont just look at the engine i have a mechanic take him with me or let me take the car to him i put sales men through the ringer cause i got tired of getting got. i laugh now at a story cause i been there done that but i educated myself and now people ask me what to look for or what is the best place to go what not to go for women are more on acting from emotion first then physical.as to where men are physical first it is just how they are, but once you learn not to buy a car just cause the music is loud. hahahahaaha, cause thats what i did, then you will get the hang of it if you have to come out your pocket. and you are the one that is changing the flat tire.......i say you got me once, but you sure wont get me again i promise that

Answer 3

You are truly a legend in your own mind, I have had men ask me to come car shopping with them. They have seen me crawl under a car, looking for sign of frame damage or things indicating some recent work that maybe used to disguise a problem.

I am a tough sell, when I bought a car for my son, it was 7K on the lot, I had them pull tires, ended up getting new brakes and tires and a list of other things taken care of. We negotiated to 4K on the lot. 2 days and a phone call later I renegotiated to 3500. The car ran fine, he sold it 3 years later, after driving another 80K for 3K. To a fine young man who took my word for everything, of course we kept maintenance records, new battery and recharging the AC.

Stop patting yourself on the back, a lot of women could and would call your bluff.

BTW- the spelling is female. No wonder people don't trust car salesmen-jerks like you

Answer 4

i hate car salesman

Answer 5

just remember what goes around comes around.

Answer 6

This...makes...no...sense...to...me.