How can I tell if my wife is addicted to Yahoo answers?

Question

i just wondered...how much is too much

Answer 1

You know you're addicted to YA when:

-you hit your question limit in 2 hrs
-you create other profiles to get around your daily limit
-you're a lv 7
-your kid asks you a question, and you give him a list of answers, asking him to pick the best one
-your boss holds a meeting, and you try to rate every suggestion given
-you can't have sex because you still have 30 questions to go towards your limit
-you have a party when you hit lv.7
-you can't talk with your spouse in person, but if you ask her something on YA, it gets answered immediately
-anytime your spouse answers a question you ask, you tell her to "research your answer"
-you try to curse, but damn and ****** are all you can say
-everytime you want to have sex, you swear that a bunch of bible thumpers are outside your window, condemning you
-you can tell someone's age just by the question they ask

... I'd recommend introducing her to Pogo.

Answer 2

You don't need to "tell"-the thing is inescapable. I take breaks for a week or two and then go on huge runs. Of course, I did start during the time there was a prize promotion so I tried to get a lot of best answers at the beginning, so maybe I am a semi-special case. I would say logging on at hours when previously the computer wasn't used might be a sign of too much.

Answer 3

If she would rather go on Yahoo Answer then be with you, make dinner, take care of the kids and house. etc

Answer 4

Give her something more attractive to do - lazy boy.
You are so boring no any initiative, excitement - the computer screen looks better than your face.

Answer 5

If she wakes up to go to the bathroom and turns the computer on instead.

Answer 6

well...how much points does she try to make a day??