Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
2006-09-21 18:27:26 · 19 answers · asked by Pradyumn 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
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2006-09-21 19:32:59 · answer #1 · answered by mbah marijan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
This part of the joke is the funny bit which made me laugh. cos i tried to picture the whole scene in my head..hahahahaha
2006-09-22 01:36:32 · answer #2 · answered by peacelover 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Out in the woods and he managed to call over cellphone!!!!Amazing coverage!must be a BSNL connection in every way! lol
>>Mobile network Coverage in the woods!
>>Can only connect to BSNL operators
>>>Shows stupidity of the operator to check whtr person is dead!
2006-09-22 01:39:08 · answer #3 · answered by Aquila 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved it! And I needed a laugh, thanks! It made me laugh mostly because I could imagine the whole thing in my head...and the hunter reminds me of one of my friends (No, not the dead hunter) =)
2006-09-22 11:41:23 · answer #4 · answered by Charly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He shots his friend because the operator told him :Let;' make sure he is dead. , a riddle?
I DID NOT MAKE ME LAUGH
2006-09-22 01:32:32 · answer #5 · answered by Mother of three 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The sound of the shot it is a funny joke.
2006-09-22 01:31:49 · answer #6 · answered by Courage 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like **** Cheney
2006-09-22 01:31:44 · answer #7 · answered by james h 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!!! Cause the guy is so dumb he is following "orders" and just "making sure" his friend is dead! hahahaha! It's goofy, and I've heard it before, but its still funny ;-) Thanks for the laugh!
2006-09-22 03:58:31 · answer #8 · answered by jazzzame 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's just silly but i guess the stupidity of the hunter is what made me chuckle..
2006-09-22 01:34:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha.. not to hurt u.. nice one.. i laugh by the foolishness of the fired hunter
2006-09-22 02:50:32 · answer #10 · answered by visakagn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That some poor fool will someday do just that.
2006-09-22 01:31:53 · answer #11 · answered by master_der_man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋