I was dating an actress who had a classical blonde didtz wannabe actress for a friend. When I told her I worked with computers - she ****** her head, giggled while saying "oh, you *think* for a living." This may have been the origin of where the joke "Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?" came from.
2006-09-21 18:18:41
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answered by HomeSweetSiliconValley 4
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A guy who told me "I work as a cook" and a bit later said "I work in Café Hollywood." After a few minutes, I said as part of conversation "so, you work as a cook at Café Hollywood, right? Well.." and he interrupted me, wide-eyed, and said "HOW DID YOU KNOW? THAT'S AMAZING!!!" and ever since then he was in awe of my huge intelligence, to the point of asking me if my head was that size because it needed to contain my large brain.
:-) This is 100% true.
2006-09-21 18:16:47
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answered by SonniS 4
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the girl who works for me one day we were striping a wax floor she said she was having a hard time getting the wax of the floor i told her to use some elbow grease . she came up 10 Min's later saying she couldn't find any elbow grease . other issue same girl told her to water the plants came home ask her did she water plants said it rain told her the ones on the porch don't get wet because it don't rain on porch hope this was funny to you
2006-09-21 18:24:10
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answered by janie b 2
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Once at work I said a sentence that had the word, "predictable" in it. My coworker suddenly got all offended and said, "Oh, using big words, now, eh?" It took me a while to figure out that the BIG WORD was predictable.
Is PREDICTABLE a big word?
2006-09-21 18:21:46
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answered by plasmasphinx 2
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My sister! She thought that if you were left handed then your right was your left.... eg if you were left handed, you pulled over to the right when an ambulance came up behind you... she was 18!!! when she was finally corrected.
2006-09-21 18:16:33
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answered by Kristy 2
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19 years old......international school in africa. american girl in biology class asks 'is a crocodile a fish?'
we laughed about that for a long time.
2006-09-21 18:26:32
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answered by groovehustla 2
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My baby's dad - He is to stupid to get rid of the evidence that he cheated.
2006-09-21 18:21:52
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answered by mystic4624 2
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myself and everyday I looked in the mirror until I looked in to myself
2006-09-21 18:21:38
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answered by Anonymous
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u
haha
2006-09-21 18:16:09
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answered by ? 2
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