Ummmm....no reason.
2006-09-21 17:37:58 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Psychology
Let someone else get rid of it. Preferably a funeral home director.
2006-09-21 17:53:53 · answer #1 · answered by Paula P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pull all the teeth so no dental records can be used. Throw the teeth in a river/ ocean/ any body or water but make sure it it deep or has a strong current and make sure to spread them out. Take the body wrap it in 4 layers of plastic and put it in the trunk. Dig a hole more than 6 ft deep and burn the body with and oxyacetylene torch very, very carefully so to burn all traces of bone etc. and fill the hole back up. Just make sure the hole is in a remote location.
2006-09-22 00:50:32 · answer #2 · answered by whitetrashwithmoney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best way I read about, is to own a swimming pool company. After they dig the earthworks, bury the vicitim the night before they finish the steel rebar work when they are getting ready for the pouring of the concrete.
2006-09-22 00:49:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first thing you want to do is alert the police, like by posting a stupid question on yahoo answers. Then you bury the body in a shallow grave in the crawlspace under your house. make sure an item that can be tied directly to you falls in the hole you dig. good luck
2006-09-22 00:43:52 · answer #4 · answered by jon 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. pure, sulfuric acid
2. feed to pigs (they will even eat the bones)
3. shark infested waters (only if fresh body, sharkes are attractek by the smell of fresh blood and normally won't ead things that have been dead for too long.)
4. cut up body, boil felsh from bones, scatter randomly in wooded area, or urban read whre there are lots of stray dogs.
5. leave on hood of enemies (or ex-spouse/lover) vehicle
6. read previous five on list and laugh at dark humor
2006-09-22 01:44:13 · answer #5 · answered by kveldulfgondlir 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Creamation... Collect bones and crush them, with a sledge hammer or something along the lines, dump the ashed into the ocean. Clean surfaces of all items with a slight trace of acid to rid them of any DNA
2006-09-22 00:43:30 · answer #6 · answered by Spencer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I would say a good cremation would do the job, but you better make sure you burn the entire body properly. You don't want to leave anything for those annoying cops to find. And make sure you scatter the ashes, don't keep them.
2006-09-22 00:49:10 · answer #7 · answered by li li 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope this is a writing research question.
I prefer boiling the bones and cleaning them, then stringing the bones together and leaving the skeleton in plain sight in a science classroom. No one would catch on.
2006-09-22 00:48:10 · answer #8 · answered by loryntoo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
throw the body in a barn full of Pigs, ofcourse you need to shave the hair, pigs have digesting that, also if you can find a way to get rid of the teeth, that would speed up the method.
2006-09-22 01:22:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A hint: Why do you think owners of waste management companies often had close ties with La Cosa Nostra? Food for thought...
2006-09-22 00:52:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋