I bought these wing sprouting pills at the dollar store on a dimly lit street corner. The guy inside said that they always work, and that baby birds all take these pills. So far I just have two tiny little feathers on my shoulders. I'm flapping them really hard, but I haven't even started to lift off.
2006-09-21 17:06:42 · 10 answers · asked by I Know Nuttin 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The secret, as explained in the Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, is to throw yourself at the ground and miss. A high-rise open window would be ideal. Don't worry, if it doesn't work, you'll land on the owner of the dollar store (so God can indulge his sense of justice and sense of humour at the same time.)
2006-09-22 05:33:22 · answer #1 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did you fertilize them??
find 10 lbs of bat guano
and apply liberally to the affected areas
*good luck my friend
2006-09-22 03:52:14 · answer #2 · answered by Moma 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try pixie dust and peter pan, go to neverland with all the other crazy people.
2006-09-22 00:23:11 · answer #3 · answered by Robin W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry u got ripped off!!!!
thought all special agents knew, it's "red bull" that gives u wings baby!
2006-09-22 00:08:05 · answer #4 · answered by Di 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how about shedding off those extra kilos which accumulated at your belly.
that what my cat have done, and now he's flying south. i got a postcard from him yesterday. i miss monkey.
2006-09-22 00:12:44 · answer #5 · answered by ≈ ฬ ≈ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Have another of whatever the drug of choice is for today...enjoy.
2006-09-22 00:10:19 · answer #6 · answered by rere 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if u can't grow them buy them
2006-09-22 00:08:13 · answer #7 · answered by NaijaPrincess 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooooooooooooooooook
2006-09-22 00:09:37 · answer #8 · answered by animagus85 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
take more of them ...
2006-09-22 00:08:21 · answer #9 · answered by aaron 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u need REDBULL IDIOT
2006-09-22 00:09:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋