I live in Winnipeg and will be moving to Shanghai soon. I was really involved in the gay bar scene and would like to perform a dramatic exit. I was known as the crazy dancing and singing boy and then one night I took e and told people that I acted dumb as a defense mechanism. Do you have any suggestions for a big dramatic exit?
2006-09-21 16:49:24 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
YES. Please show up in drag and announce that , "the surgery will be a huge sucess" that ought to get a few tongues wagging.
2006-09-21 16:51:30 · answer #1 · answered by tallblackchick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take the gayest bartender you know, pull him aside and quietly inform him that you're not gay but rather an FBI agent who has been "outed" by a new mafia/gang. Tell him you need, more than anything, his discretion. He must, at all costs, keep your secret. Inform him that if anyone asks about you, he must tell them that you ran off with "Raoul" and last he heard you were living it up in Bora Bora as room service waiters.
Having worked much of my life with gay waiters and bartenders, this information should circulate in approximately 30.8 minutes of you walking out of the bartender's line of vision.
You will be talked about for years.
:)
2006-09-21 16:54:21 · answer #2 · answered by tagi_65 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ask the bartender for water, but ask him to serve it in a martini glass. Then act really drunk on martinis, hit on people, and when they either accept or reject you tell them it's just water. I tend to do that to people I don't like, but it may work.
2006-09-21 16:59:33 · answer #3 · answered by Sean 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋