Is santa dead? I've come to the conclusion the that he didn't come last year because he died of high blood pressure, Type 2 diabetes coronary blood disease and sleep apnea. What do u think?
2006-09-21 15:30:15 · 16 answers · asked by The Raging Monkey 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
~I'm sorry. It was my fault. It wasn't disease or his obesity.
I got skunked last deer season. My freezer was empty. I was trying for Blitzen, but I slipped on the ice on the roof and got fatso instead. I'm trying to work a deal with the Easter Bunny to forget about all that chocolate, the eggs and all that other cholesteral he usually brings around and to fill in in December instead. The elves aren't cooperating, but I'm lining up some Mexicans and I think we can pull it off. We've got the tooth fairy keeping the widow Claus off our backs (bytch wants me in jail), and Bunny is hoppin'. Stay tuned.
2006-09-21 15:37:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
He grew to become into on no account alive interior the 1st place! that's a trick of devil (Santa = comparable letters!) to start at a small age to get little youngster's minds off of the particular which ability of Christmas it incredibly is the start of God's Son, Jesus Christ. John 3:sixteen (Holy Bible) For God so enjoyed the international, that He gave His purely Son, that whosoever believes in Him, shouldn't perish, yet have eternal life.)
2016-10-01 05:46:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's my theory.
Santa Claus, the word, came from St. Nicklaus. In a heavy European accent. Sont Ni Claus
2006-09-21 15:40:06 · answer #3 · answered by da_hammerhead 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, no as far as my little one's are concerned he's alive and well at the North Pole, and you didn't get anything last year because yiu've been bad. Remember he's making a list, he's checking it twice ec. etc.
2006-09-21 15:39:07 · answer #4 · answered by Mightymo 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I knew it was bound to happen! with all those fireplaces all ablaze on Christmas Eve.!
2006-09-21 18:19:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
THERE IS NO SANTA!!!!! It is just a person that the adults made up for little kids!!!! Your parents and your friends are SANTA!!! I can't believed you believed it was a Santa anyway!
2006-09-22 04:19:53 · answer #6 · answered by Ludacris Lover 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
He's doing fine, I talked to him on the phone just now. He said you're too old for him to visit you.
2006-09-21 16:42:56 · answer #7 · answered by Zbignew 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
no!!!!! I'VE just been to the North POLE recently & he's very busy wrapping gifts for children around the world.
2006-09-21 20:43:01 · answer #8 · answered by JOHANN L 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I hadn't thought about that. I figured that he just got stuck in traffic.
2006-09-21 19:12:29 · answer #9 · answered by Monsieur Rick 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, he's alive. His wife is a Doctor.
2006-09-21 15:37:43 · answer #10 · answered by Fleur de Lis 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋