Yeah, the Pope is a Jew. And so is the US President (all the presidents since Jefferson have been Jews). And you know what? I hear that the Prime Minister of Israel is also a Jew! Can you believe it? Actually, the heads of all the world powers are secret Jews. Ahmedinejad? Jew! (Don't let the anti-semtic rhetoric fool you!) Tony Blair? Jew! Mahmoud Abbas? 100% Hebrew. Saddam Hussein? You'd better believe he's a Jew! He became a renegade though, and we had to take him out of power so that the other Zionists could begin to conquer Iraq. Eventually, Iraq, Iran, Syria, Turkey, Egypt, and Italy will all be part of the Zionist State of Israel.
The Freemasons are all Jews. The Illuminati? Yet another Jewish conspiracy. The Elders of Zion? Well, actually, that was a book written by the Czarist police. I mean, who would think that those tricky Zionists would be behind something so crude? No, only subtlest forms of covert manipulation will do.
Achh! There are Jews everywhere! The other day, I walked by a synagogue, and it was full of Jews! The people in charge? All Jews! Organizations like Young Israel, B'nei B'rith, the Orthodox Union - all run by Jews! I saw a movie last night - directed and produced by Jews!
Thank G-d I was smart enough to make this aluminum foil hat. It keeps them from reading my thoughts with their ZSS's (Zionist Spy Satellites).
You know, I heard that even JESUS himself was a Jew. That can't be true, though, right? The conspiracy can't go that far -- or else all is lost.
(For the exceptionally slow - the above was intended as satire.)
PS: This has to be the second or third post of anti-Semitic jibberish coming from someone who has the name of G-d, in Arabic, as their icon. What gives? Where are all the cool Muslims at? Come on - I know you guys are out there. Put these idiots in their place, won't you?
2006-09-28 00:35:50
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answered by Daniel 5
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Hmmm, what are you really saying? Surely you can't believe some of this stuff. You don't even bother to back your claims with scholarship. Free masons, Rotary Club?
You inadvertently deleted the fact that Mother Teresa was really the direct descendant of Jesus Christ. Hey, it says so right there in the Da Vinci Code. Another question is; Who typed this for you? The Catholics have been undermined and usurped by the Jews? Well Jimmy you got the scoop, now write the story.
2006-09-21 22:33:20
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answered by Joe Schmo from Kokomo 6
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You really don't understand the Catholic religion, and need to get your facts straight.
Pope John Paul was born in Poland, and was Catholic.
Pope Benedict was born in Germany, and is Catholic.
The Vatican only elects the Pope if they are Catholic. He has no control over what groups people join. His job is to be a leader of the Catholic church, and doesn't claim to be anything more.
2006-09-22 07:09:12
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answered by Anonymous
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God bless the Pope for saying what he said about the violent inhuman following known as Islam. They proved it by being violent and barbaric in response. They want to be the bullies of the world by threatening the whole world with violence if someone SAYS something about them. Somebody needs to say something; maybe they'll let the women out of those bee keeper suits and the slaves go free in the Sudan.
Fuverygotdammuch!
2006-09-22 01:18:53
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answered by ann a 3
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You really need to turn off your computer, take a deep breath and go for a walk around the block. Is there any leader of any country or organization that you do not have such amazing information on? Perhaps you have done enough sharing.
2006-09-21 22:34:28
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answered by Answergirl 5
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Peter was a Jew and he was Pope, wasn't he? The conspiracy must be as old as the Church itself.
Seriously, I wish this guy said something blatant enough to be able to report him for it.
2006-09-27 17:51:15
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answered by MaryBridget G 4
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He is German. Why do you think he is a Jew? Because you hate Jews and you hate the Pope so you could save up some hatred?
2006-09-25 17:00:50
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answered by Shaar 2
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For someone who claims to be a doctor you don't sound very knowledgeable about how to do college freshman level research.
And I noticed you never provide any sources besides the Koran.
2006-09-24 04:22:26
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answered by Anonymous
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How can a Jew be the head of the Catholic Church? Is this a trick question?
2006-09-21 22:31:06
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answered by SAGAL79 4
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Sounds like you have major issues with the Church.....best thing for you to do is to ignore them.
This information is useless.
***I'm an atheist...so I'm not on the side of any religion.
2006-09-22 00:03:56
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answered by daljack -a girl 7
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