....it has to be humorous only...so give it your best shot! ...thanks alot!(it can be for a male or female)
2006-09-21 14:56:03 · 6 answers · asked by *toona* 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
So, here we are to say farewell to our dear friend. Look at him, lying there like roadkill.Let us remember all the cruel pranks he played on us and pause to realize this is the one time he can't run away. *pulls out glitter make up* I say we send him off the way he would have done for us....humiliated.
2006-09-21 15:19:53 · answer #1 · answered by jasondne 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well you finally able to take that "old dirt" nap the old folks use to talk about. Who ever thought you would go first? But I guess between the wine and women something had to give. Guess you decided that you just couldn't live without them.
2006-09-21 22:11:16 · answer #2 · answered by 2"CUTE"2B30 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She was a really great person. Well, actually she wasn't, but we say these kinds of things at funerals.
2006-09-21 22:01:41 · answer #3 · answered by almostdead 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Remember that promise u made me b4 u died(its supposed to be serious) than go u know were u told me u would tell jesus IM A BIG FAN!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-21 22:01:04 · answer #4 · answered by =)) 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dont know the person. for me to give my best suggestions i would have to be close. sorry. i dont like to joke about death. it hits home.
2006-09-21 21:58:34 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
...better you than me!
2006-09-21 21:59:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋