i was taking my afternoon dump and my rectum fell off while i was wiping. when it fell off it went into some serious spasms and sprayed diahrea all over the place and now i have one heck of a mess.....what could be the cause of all this?????
2006-09-21 14:47:19 · 14 answers · asked by Hey you 1 in Health ➔ Women's Health
whatever the reason or the cause, duct tape and superglue fix anything. they held my truck together for an entire summer, they can manage your rectum.
2006-09-21 15:04:38 · answer #1 · answered by serasotto 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is not physically possible that your rectum "fell off" while you were wiping after defecating
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2006-09-21 15:02:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Theres not way your rectum fell off. Thats the funniest thing i ever heard. You may of had a hemorriod, or a fisher problem.
2006-09-21 14:50:10 · answer #3 · answered by Sassy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did it fall off or just part of it fall out? If that is it there is medical term for it. It is called a prolapsed rectum. There are several reasons for this, you need to see a doctor about this.
2006-09-21 14:53:26 · answer #4 · answered by BUPPY'S MEME 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
U need to bulk the belly immediately. Take some Pepcid AC or Acid reducer and all this will stop.
Eat apples which will heal u fast.
Come on ....Get a grip and take care of yourself.
2006-09-21 14:50:13 · answer #5 · answered by sunflare63 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Most likely it's your attitude regarding your questions on Yahoo Answers. If I may quote one of your previous questions.....
"Message included with every post. ((((You can report this post if you like. I have accounts on auto-setup every 3 days. So effectively you will be wasting your time.))))) "
Seems like diarrhea might not be the only objectionable substance you're spraying around.
2006-09-21 15:00:59 · answer #6 · answered by peachyone 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your not messing around, you best go to a gastrenologist right away..could definatley be colon cancer, my dad just got diagnosed with that..hurry is all I can say and best of luck to you
2006-09-21 14:49:38 · answer #7 · answered by Snake happy 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You need to visit a doctor on another planet. I suggest Uranus.
2006-09-21 14:49:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOL LOL!!! Wow this has got to be the greatest CRAPPIEST question ever!!!
I mean you're not serious are you???
2006-09-21 14:51:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what the...?
Um, go see a doctor or is this a joke?
2006-09-21 14:49:10 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋