Some examples:
"me love you long time" -Full metal jacket
"She got a great a$$, and your head is all the way up it" -Carlito's way
2006-09-21 14:45:36 · 20 answers · asked by martin h 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
You said funny - right? (I think some answers missed the point) I liked in Caddyshack (after earlier letting slip that he thought the hat was awful) Rodney Dangerfield catching up to Ted Knight, who's about to make a golf shot, and Rodney yelling at him, "HEY WHITEY!...WHERE'S YOUR HAT??!!"
I also liked in Badder Santa bad Santa's elf's rip into Bernie Mac about why he couldn't lift drunk Santa (Bernie: "You got some lip on you.." Elf: "..These lips were all over your wife's ***** last night. Dust that thing off once in a while.") (I may be paraphrasing) (Pardon all these brackets)
2006-09-21 17:41:32 · answer #1 · answered by Lost Panda 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Give up, just quit, because in this life, you can't win. Yeah, you can try, but in the end you're just gonna lose, big time, because the world is run by the Man. The Man, oh, you don't know the Man. He's everywhere. In the White House... down the hall... Ms. Mullins, she's the Man. And the Man ruined the ozone, he's burning down the Amazon, and he kidnapped Shamu and put her in a chlorine tank! And there used to be a way to stick it to the Man. It was called rock 'n roll, but guess what, oh no, the Man ruined that, too, with a little thing called MTV! So don't waste your time trying to make anything cool or pure or awesome 'cause the Man is just gonna call you a fat washed up loser and crush your soul. So do yourselves a favor and just GIVE UP!" ---Jack Black as Dewey Finn in School of Rock
2006-09-21 22:04:12 · answer #2 · answered by inquiringmind 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anything from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
2006-09-21 22:50:22 · answer #3 · answered by amcol_soc07 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I'll have what she's having." -When Harry Met Sally, after Orgams scene.
Leo Bloom: So what time can you get here?
Ulla: Well, Ulla wake up every morning at five AM. From five to seven, Ulla excercise. From seven to eight Ulla take long shower. From eight to nine Ulla eat big Swedish breakfast. Many different herrings. From nine to eleven, Ulla practice her singing und her dancing. And at eleven, Ulla like to have sex. So, what time should Ulla get here?
Leo Bloom, Max Bialystock: ...Eleven.
Ulla: Good! Ulla will come at eleven!
Max Bialystock: [holding his head in his hands] Ulla will come at eleven...
Ulla: God dag min vannina!
Leo Bloom, Max Bialystock: God dag min vannina... ninna...
Ulla: God bless America!
[Ulla leaves]
Max Bialystock: God bless Sweden!
-The Producers: A Movie Musical
2006-09-21 21:59:28 · answer #4 · answered by Kevin P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Next to me in the blackness lay my oiled blue steel beauty. The greatest Christmas gift I had ever received, or would ever receive. Gradually, I drifted off to sleep, pringing ducks on the wing and getting off spectacular hip shots. ---A christmas story
2006-09-21 21:48:53 · answer #5 · answered by jedi1josh 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The movie is "Switch" starring Jimmy Smits, Ellen Barkin and JoBeth WIlliams. JoBeth is wearing a fur coat and some anti-fur activests start screaming at her "do you know how many animals had to die to make that coat" and she screams back "Do you know how many animals I had to F*** to get this coat?"
2006-09-21 22:49:47 · answer #6 · answered by pepper 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mink Stole in Pink Flamingos: "There are two types of people in this world, my type of people and a...holes."
Also that guy in Fargo: "You're a real super lady." Kind of a get-it-or-don't-get-it thing, but makes me laugh all the time.
2006-09-21 23:32:29 · answer #7 · answered by Sean 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Can I get...any of you c**ts...a drink?" - Shaun of the Dead
"Were on a mission from God" - The Blues Brothers
"But...these go up to eleven." - This Is Spinal Tap
"Are there rocks up ahead?"
"If there are, we'll all be dead!"
"No more rhymes now, I mean it!"
"Anybody want a peanut?" - The Princess Bride
2006-09-21 22:31:58 · answer #8 · answered by rrmorris45 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why this whole place sucks! Rodney Dangerfield...Caddy Shack
Those who doubt me!........Suck c0ck by choice! Leon Rippy from the HBO series Deadwood
2006-09-21 22:07:45 · answer #9 · answered by noname 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
" The snodsberries taste like snodsberries"--- Super Troopers
2006-09-21 21:54:01 · answer #10 · answered by SweetClue 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋