2006-09-21 14:17:39 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
I think I have the answer you're looking for:
WOODCHUCKS CAN'T CHUCK WOOD!!!!
2006-09-21 14:56:20 · answer #1 · answered by Eri-the Answer Girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, Woodchucks can chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. So in reason if a woodchuck could chuck 35 cubic feet of dirt he could chuck an equivalence of 700 pounds of wood. In a more logical sense I believe that if the woodchuck chucked the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks would give us the true answer.
2006-09-22 02:27:09 · answer #2 · answered by Wolfie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a wood chuck could chuck wood, he would chuck wood until he could not chuck wood or would he stop chucking wood until he could chuck wood again, or would the wood chuck call for his cousin woody chuck to hardly chuck wood until the wood chuck could get back to chucking his wood. Or would woody chuck get the wood chucks job of wood chucking wood and get the wood chuck fired from his wood chucking again! Or would the wood chucks child chippy chip the wood until the wood chuck could chuck wood. Would chippy chirp the wood or chip the wood until the wood chuck chipped in!
2006-09-21 21:33:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
just as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-09-21 21:25:38 · answer #4 · answered by Snuz 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Woodchucks would be much too smart to chuck wood. They'd also be too smart to ask such an inane question. They'd do what I'm doing, and only answer it for the points. ;)
2006-09-21 21:32:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
13
2006-09-21 21:24:36 · answer #6 · answered by brainy_ostrich 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Depends on the woodchuck.
2006-09-21 21:34:27 · answer #7 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a wood chuck would chuck as much wood as he could if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
2006-09-21 21:34:43 · answer #8 · answered by Jennifer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
trust me couild definatly chuck a lotto of f'in wood!
2006-09-21 21:23:31 · answer #9 · answered by Mr. Egghead 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
50 tons of balsa wood.
2006-09-21 21:24:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋