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any advice would be great!

2006-09-21 13:13:28 · 23 answers · asked by s_e_e 4 in Politics & Government Government

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Well, let's see. First of all, you've got to be a royal blooded Illuminati shape shifting reptilian son of Satan. No luck? Well, you can kiss it goodbye then.

2006-09-21 13:23:01 · answer #1 · answered by oceansoflight777 5 · 0 0

Any dummy will do.

Must be 35 years of age and a natural citizen (born in America).

If you have both qualifications, you beat Governor Arnold Schwartzenegger.

Job only pays four hundred thousand dollars a year, and many C.E.O.'s earn far more.

If the job paid a lot more, it may attract better caliber people.

The falacy is in the two political parties who seem to be at odds, but are basically the same.

When one fails, the other comes in, but rarely do they get a good job done. Instead, they inflate the national debt and their individual egos.

All former presidents hope to get rich when they write books.

What I am saying is the current system under which we are served, doesn't quite cut the mustard.

A voice is missing from the many citizens who face major obstacles that government turns a deaf ear to.

I am speaking in behalf of all those losing good paying jobs and having families to support. What about them?

No candidate seems to want to address this growing problem in America.

By inducing corporations, through incentives, you may get the corporations to pay their fair share and actually create good paying jobs.

Instead, they go offshore for phony tax schemes and keep laying off workers while fattening up the pay packages for their executives.

You want to be president?

See if you can do something about these inequities.

Additionally:

"Whirlwind" says you need a clean record.

Little does she know that the First Lady Laura Bush went through a stop sign when in High School, which killed the other driver.

Clean record? Yep.

2006-09-21 13:25:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ummmmmmmmm. i'm easily making plans on transforming into to be the 1st Muslim president of the united states. so you acquire some opposition. and that i’m 15. LOL. yet you ought to conquer me to it. 36? Get actual; the two you’re the 1st Muslim president or the youngest president. So in spite of this you ought to not beat me, we’ll see. and that i’m completely extreme. LOL

2016-12-18 14:37:29 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

First start out small, become the president of your class, and read the news to learn more about politics, until you're old enough to run for a higher class in government, run for secretary, govener, and so on... Then you can maybe move to a spot in the whitehouse if you're good enough, and if you do well there, then maybe run for president!!!

2006-09-21 13:24:39 · answer #4 · answered by Penny 2 · 0 0

Well, you won't get very far. One doesn't become president. Presidents are elected. And if you can solve the problem of illegal immigration without angering Hispanic voters, then you have a pretty good chance.

2006-09-21 13:18:01 · answer #5 · answered by rockdahouse85 4 · 0 0

Its not a prestigious office any more, Bush had ruined the sanctity of this office. Go to India and become Prime minister of India. They need some good people like You, and live next to Taj Mahal.

2006-09-21 13:21:58 · answer #6 · answered by miamian 3 · 1 0

well, you have to have a clean record. You also have to make sure your family has a clean record. No scandals in the closet. You have to have a signiture haircut and like to jog or run for exercise as well as have a liking for McDonald's coffee. You family should own at least two if not more sizable pieces of land that have a name to them (McBluff's manor) also you need to have a pet cat or dog.

2006-09-21 13:24:19 · answer #7 · answered by whirlwind_123 4 · 0 0

No one can ever become president without the backing of this group!...
http://www.theforbiddenknowledge.com/911/Robert.htm

2006-09-22 03:52:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Being a coke snorting, alcoholic with no morals worked for Bush. But I wouldn't recomend it because I think most of the American people are on to that.

2006-09-21 13:17:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

You'll have to be at least 35 yrs old and a natural-born citizen of the USA.

2006-09-21 13:15:59 · answer #10 · answered by Charles D 5 · 2 0

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