Imagine that u were stuck in an elevator with michael jackson, George bush, lil jon, and a hooker. Tell a short story of what will happen to and how u would get out the elevator.
2006-09-21 12:35:22 · 12 answers · asked by lpkegirl 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
micheal jackon singing we are the world in the backround, while lil jon is trying to pick up the hooker, president bush gets mad and tells lil jon to stop talking to his wife. micheal stops singing and starts to giggle a boyish laugh, i start jumping up and down to make the elevateror stop in beteween floors and the door opens, bush picks micheal up and throws him out the elevator sending him to fall for floors and floors. lil jon sees everything , and makes the president a deal, his silence for condi's job. the president agrees and phones condi to fire her. lil jon starts traveling from country to country working on a peace plan , and now the whole world loves each other and lil jon is a hero.
2006-09-21 12:53:23 · answer #1 · answered by Pussycat 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
me and lil jon would use george bush as a ladder to send micheal up to open the elevator shaft door.
Once the door is open me and lil jon kick Mike back down in the elevetor and say
The person in the elevator that has the least amount of people they screwed gets to be saved the others will remained trapped and die of the fall once lil jon cuts the elevator cables.
We looked at George...He has screwed over the whole word so..no dice
We looked at the hooker...no telling how many she has screw'd
We look at Mike..does mike screw? Well he has 2 kids
So we let George Come with US why?
He signed over some oil fields
if it dont make dollars it dont make sense!
2006-09-21 19:45:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm unfortunately stuck in a disgusting elevator with Lil John, George Bush, Micheal Jackson and a hooker, great. The weird ting the hooker is a little boy and he is with M.J. As soon as I get out of here I'm calling the cops.George Bush is standing by the doors passing gas and Lil John is talking on a cell phone, but we're in an elevator and he keeps saying
"What?! I can't hereyou I'm in, I'm in I'm in,Yeah! What?!" I can't here you, I said I can't, What?! OK!?"
The little boy is looking at me and looks really scared, I couldn't tell of what cause there were three things to be scared of. So I take pity on him and grab Lil Johns cell throw it at George Bush's head at just the right angle so it ricochetes off his head and knocks him out and hits M.J. in the head and knocks him out. I kick Lil John in the face and get out of that insane elevator.
2006-09-21 19:46:09 · answer #3 · answered by Hayley 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well first of all Michael is crying because I punched him in the face and his nose fell off I punched him because he was the best back in the late 70's so Lil Jon and the stripper got busy in the other corner of the elevator and then I just sat and waited luckily we all started screaming for help and then Bush tried to calm us down with one of his motivational speeches and then the fire department found out and then I went home, Michael went back to Never Never Land, Lil Jon and the stripper went to his crib, and Bush went back to the White House.
And we all lived happily ever after except Michael.......................he never did find his nose.......oh well he can buy a new one.
2006-09-21 19:56:52 · answer #4 · answered by Precious S 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hmmm I would start talking about Germany and after that I would use my Evil Ninja Sen Squirrels(who were trained by Bjork) to get out of there.
2006-09-21 19:38:19 · answer #5 · answered by let the speakers blow your mind 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I wouldn't even notice anyone else cause I'd be too busy hitting on Michael!!
â¥â¥We Love You Michael!!!!â¥â¥
2006-09-21 21:55:05 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd kill them all. Except the hooker.
2006-09-21 19:47:54 · answer #7 · answered by sad kitty 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
They had a threesome while I laughed in disgust .The End.
2006-09-21 19:38:02 · answer #8 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
they all go wow what snob she is...and the firefighters will rescue us all finally
2006-09-21 19:39:54 · answer #9 · answered by Zara 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nope
2006-09-21 19:43:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋