2006-09-21 12:05:58 · 44 answers · asked by hahaha 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well first thing when i wake up i like to cut out about 5 10 inch lines of cocaine just to get my day started. Then i like to find the first homeless person i see on the street and beat him to a bloody pulp while sipping on an ice cold PBR. Then if im feeling frisky i'll go to the McDonalds down the street and tell them they ****** my order and i demand a refund or i will drop a deuce in the middle of the floor. Then to cap off my night i sit home relax and shoot up some heroin. Ahh i have such a satisfying life.
2006-09-21 12:11:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
You know when your driving down the street and you look down and happen to notice neon orange, red, blue, yellow or even green spraypaint on the street or in peoples yards? I do that. I am a utility locator. Currently my company holds the bellsouth and Alabama power contracts for mobile and baldwin county. We use a device called, ironically enough, a locator. It sends a signal over these underground cables. We use a "wand" That picks up the signal in the form of sound. We wave our wands at the ground all day long, covering literally miles on foot, pinpointing and marking these underground utilities. And if you want to amaze your friends, heres the color codes for the paint you see on the ground: Blue=water line/s; Green=Sewer line/s; Yellow=Gas line/s; Red=Power line/s; Orange=Communication line/s (Such as telephone, cable T.V. Fiber Optics.). Some states have grey for reclamation water, thats water in stormdrains that gets recycled. White is for proposed construction and purple is for gays. (not that theirs anything wrong with that). My job is very important. When you see the "call before you dig" sign, you're calling us. If it were't for this business, people would dig up billions of dollars of utilities everyday. On your main roads, streets and highways, huge telephone cables are buried, some nearly 60 years old and still operating and they go on for miles and miles through the country side and under the sea. These cables are important to everyone with a phone. If a large cable is cut or broken, it could cost in the tens of thousands. If its a fiber optic it could cost double! And if its a cable that feeds a cell tower, the price is exponential to the time it takes to repair it, because the companies that rent that tower lose money BY THE MINUTE. Easily, a fiber and a 400 pair phone cable cut at a cell tower site, can be upwards of tens of millions of dollars for half a days lost service. Thats a one inch diameter and a 3 inch diameter cable. I enjoy my job because I wield so much power everyday. I could bankrupt my company, a construction company. I wield the prints of the location of every bell communication line in mobile and baldwin county. Literally top secret documents that I had to take an oath before a federal judge to be able to carry. Same for Alabama Powers prints. (this is because, of course, that the first objective of any war is to disable your enemies communications and power). omg, I'm so sorry I harped on my self for so long. Anyways, thats what I do. I hope that answers your question thoroughly enough. Oh, and I'm a pothead too. God I love that green, reminds me. Im out. Looks like I'll be scrapin' the bowl tonight. I hate having to smoke resin.
2006-09-21 12:31:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i take care of 14 horses,3 hogs,9 dogs, a milk cow and a bull calf.i am married for 18 yrs now,grow a garden and try to can as much of it for winter as possible.i cook on a wood burning cook stove and also heat my house with wood.i have my computer to stay in contact with my parents who live in another state.we have no cable and absolutely no reception SO we collect and watch VHS tapes.we probably have at least 400 by now.i was cataloging them but we can't agree on how it should be done so i quit.
2006-09-21 12:14:58 · answer #3 · answered by kattlepie 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well i start the day out with a morning jog with my pet snake, then i proceed to wash the flamingos in the yard while the lawn gnomes watch......then i go to work cleaning pools and shinning shoes! Then i go home to my mothers basement and cry myself to sleep!
2006-09-21 12:13:18 · answer #4 · answered by Itisme 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Smoke from a Hookah
2006-09-21 12:46:12 · answer #5 · answered by ♠♣♥Rogue♣♥♠ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I Save The Day!
2006-09-21 12:08:41 · answer #6 · answered by STONE 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Now look at my picture, and tell me what it looks like I do... I save the world from evildoers... Hey MM YOU want to join forces?
2006-09-21 12:18:34 · answer #7 · answered by sad kitty 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm a mother and wife so I'm a nurse, cook, cleaner, maid, taxi driver, money manager, babysitter, mediator, gardener .......... all for free LOL
2006-09-21 12:13:22 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
24/7 Beoych
I cant write bit*c
2006-09-21 12:07:43 · answer #9 · answered by CoffeeAdict 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
me? well, im a kid... i go 2 skool... hehe, duh! and i have fun... lolz; make good grades, etc.
oh yah! I sit around on the computer waiting 4 some1 to ask me a question like this so that I can tell them what i do for a living!?! lolz so; now that you know what I do, thanks! I enjoy 2 point....
2006-09-21 12:08:23 · answer #10 · answered by muahaha smarty 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋