i just realized my office is a death trap!!!! rubber bands, paper clips, staplers, white out and not to mention all the paper!!!!! oh god what do i do?
2006-09-21 11:30:41 · 20 answers · asked by Jamie D 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Okay follow your emergency evacuation procedure...
Go directly to the back of the building, find the shipping room, identify the bubble wrap & now it gets difficult, grab the end of the gigantic roll and hold it to your chest and spin in place....
Whewwww,, you are now safe to go about doing your job...
2006-09-22 00:56:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Does are not dangerous objects
Those will only cause you minor injuries.
Unless if you staples some body's eye out, Choke somebody with a rubber band, swallow paper clips and white out now that's probably dangerous.
2006-09-21 18:36:09 · answer #2 · answered by JJROCK 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
woah... those sound vicious... well heres a few tips to avoid being impailed against any walls
1) dont get shot with any rubber bands or shoot them at anybody else, and dont put them around ur neck
2) dont stab urself with the paper clips
3) dont staple ur finger
4) dont inhale or drink the white out
5) ummm yeah... that infectious paper cut will kill you as vicously as the paper attacked you
2006-09-21 18:34:54 · answer #3 · answered by :: [ DARK GHOST ] :: 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes the people in my job pretty dangerous!
2006-09-21 18:32:48 · answer #4 · answered by Missbribri 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, my office chair! It rolled and I hit the floor.
2006-09-21 18:38:32 · answer #5 · answered by Bowllynn 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am a dangerous object, and i own a lot of them
2006-09-21 18:31:49 · answer #6 · answered by duh 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh snap! I just got a papercut! Look out!
2006-09-21 18:33:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
yes I do, it makes your office look like a padded room
2006-09-21 18:35:07 · answer #8 · answered by bolandalbaby@verizon.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea, and they're always tring 2 get in my undies
2006-09-21 18:32:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Seal yourself in bubble wrap.
2006-09-21 18:32:26 · answer #10 · answered by I'm alive .. still 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋