I'm totally infatuated with Alice, I spend most of my free time dreaming and researching Ann B. Davis from the Brady Bunch? That blue maid outfit drives me nuts.
2006-09-21 10:49:56 · 14 answers · asked by Sausage Fingers™ 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
You are having fun with this, I know.
2006-09-21 11:28:38 · answer #1 · answered by watergirl54 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lucky for you there are several 12-step progams to wean yourself off of Alice. In the addiction community, Alice Syndrome (AKA Ann B. Davis Compulsion) is a popular and valid one. Check out your community resources!!! My heart goes out to you.
2006-09-21 17:55:18 · answer #2 · answered by fried_twinkie1 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you ask your wife to get a french maids outfit and do some role playing?
2006-09-21 17:52:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
um, yeah, forget Alice, they are a dime a dozen and they can't talk back or do your laundry nor cook your meals, dude.
So. I would suggest that you try your hardest to be really sweet to your wife, just try it for ONE WEEK!
Give her compliments.
Bring her a gift of Candy.
Wink at her...
Tell her to sit down, you will make dinner.
ONE WEEK!....and see how she reacts, I don't think you'll be daydreaming about Alice in wonderland anymore.
2006-09-21 17:57:00 · answer #4 · answered by tuna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You realize that she's about 80 years old, right?
And gee, how much is there to research? After about a week, you pretty much know all about her.
I wouldn't divorce you for your emotional affair. I'd probably divorce you for being an idiot. :-P
2006-09-21 17:54:40 · answer #5 · answered by Violet Pearl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What a man, huh? An old maid is the idol of your affection?
2006-09-21 23:49:17 · answer #6 · answered by foru c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go buy a maids outfit and wear it phys co
2006-09-21 18:34:09 · answer #7 · answered by wanda h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alice and you would be very happy together i think here she loves sausage
2006-09-21 17:56:48 · answer #8 · answered by just_me_1955 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
maid outfit, huh?
are you sure it
isn't 'cause
she had a thing for the meat man?
and how he "tipped"
the scale in her
favor?
2006-09-24 06:19:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hear Alice was mean with a feather duster...careful...your playin with fire
2006-09-21 20:37:39 · answer #10 · answered by sasha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋