I need CHEERING UP .. !!! Please would you confess to the world the silliest thing you have ever done !!?

Question

Come on ..... we all need a group giggle today !!!!

The daftest thing I ve ever done was to stick a bead up my nose .. and not tell anyone for 9 years !! Had to have surgery to remove the bugger !!

Answer 1

probably be the time i was sat out the front of my house with my brother and it dawned on me that I hadnt seen my daughter for a good ten minutes, so i started yelling her name frantically, my brother was looking at me strangely and rightly so, she was sat on my lap. how stupid did i feel but then i was in charge of quite a few kids that day, i just lost track of who was who and where..

Answer 2

I've driven fron Nottingham to Newcastle wearing a Batman outfit,

I've worn a dress in a pub with bikes in to get free champagne

I was 7 balled at pool, and had to pull me trousers down round my ankles, and do a lap of the pool table but fell over halfway round.

Had to do a knock a door run on whatever number I hit on a dart board naked. It had a glass door...

Got stung on the chin by a Jellyfish while snorkling in OZ but didnt tell anyone for half an hour as I was with my mate and she was swimming holding my arm as shes scared of jellyfish. My face was massive by the time I got out.

So the bread thing? For 9 years could all you smell was mould? Are we talking like a full baggette?

Answer 3

I cant think of anything daft that I've done... but I'm unbelievably clumsy which most often or not makes everyone laugh.. i always trip over things/ stub my toes/ walk into things/etc... was in this really posh restaurant the other-day just outside the house of Commons (London,UK)so it had all these big suits in it, tripped over a chair leg flung my drink across the room on to these posh leather seats and ended up sprawled across the floor... my fiancee was in stitches and also slightly embarrassed!

Answer 4

in fact; I located on a jumpsuit and parachuted out of a B737-800 at 35,000 ft. I then landed on a prepare going at 200mph. once I even have been given to the tunnel I jumped off the prepare. I then went to the suggestions-blowing of the mountain, took skies off my captivating assistant and skied each and every and each of procedures down. I jumped into McDonalds and demanded a bag of fries in 20 seconds. I ate the fries, located my tray away and then left. I used the scientific expert's Tardis to transport myself onto the monorail 2 many years from now. Then i've got been given right here upon myself outdoors the Barney recording studio. It grew to become a dare despite if, so I even have been given £10 and a bag of goodies for it.

Answer 5

One day the vaccuum cleaner wasn't working and I had to test out whether it was the fuse in the plug or the actual electrical socket that was faulty. After trying various combinations of different fuses and different sockets around the room, I put in another fuse into the plug. I couldn't be bothered to put back the plug cover and tighten up the screws yet again so I thought I was saving time by just testing out the plug (minus cover) in the socket again. BIG MISTAKE!!!!....I got the biggest electrical shock of my life and was totally stunned. Thankfully I was OK a few minutes later.

Answer 6

Stayed up until the wee hours drinking Southern Comfort Whiskey and cranberry juice with my BGF, went to bed for two hours and had to deep sea fishing on a boat the guys had chartered. Damn! I was a bit sick by the time we left Sausalito, more sick as going under the Golden Gate, 35 miles out, I wanted to throw myself overboard. Only time I ever lost 5 pounds in one day, except having a baby! What really got to me was my BGF was a real sailor, US Navy, and laughed at me the whole trip!

Answer 7

I have done so many silly things in my time, the latest one been in the supermarket on Tuesday, I forgot the butter so asked my hubby to go back and get some, I thought he left the trolley by me and when I looked in it there were lots of stuff we never normally buy so I was getting really mad and just chucking them out the trolley onto a shelf, a women is stood with her hands on hips looking so cross at me, I looked at her and said something wrong love, she said yes actually I want to know why your rifling through my trolley and taking things out actually, back down the aisle with the trolley comes my hubby with a big smile on his face watching me put all the stuff back in the woman's trolley and grovelling to her, what am I like hey, I do stupid stuff at least once a week, but it gives us a good laugh and makes the world go round.

Answer 8

I was kayaking down the Eel River in Northern California a few winters ago with a good friend. We pulled over onto the river bar in our kayaks and as I stepped out I sunk into the river silt up to my shoulders. If she hadn't have been there I probably would have got stuck and sucked under. Pretty silly Huh?

Answer 9

I could never narrow it down to just one silly thing. There are way too many things to even remember. I smashed a yellow marshmallow chick on the front door of a girl I didn't like in college with a sign that said 'Eat me!'. It is called a 'Peep' and is Easter candy. How's that?

Answer 10

10 years ago I had just started to date a guy. He was on his way over to see my apartment for the first time. Before he came over I turned everything in my apartment upside down!!! I'm talking ALL the furniture and ALL of the paintings on the wall. When I opened the door to let him in the look on his face was priceless. Well worth it.

Answer 11

I was in a clothing store and my friend finished eating an apple, so I decided we should put the core in a sock that was hanging up on the sock rack. We laughed for hours. When we came back later, the apple was gone and a store lady was rearranging the socks. lol