try to make me laugh, smile, giggle, or even yes cry and whoever makes me laugh, giggle, smile, or cry the most wins hehe. it can be short or long or medium sized a scret or a story or even a poem. READY, SET, GO!
2006-09-21 10:41:28 · 7 answers · asked by summergirl10171 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
HaHa u guys are great keep up the good work. Im likeing them all this will be so hard to choose just one.
2006-09-21 11:34:37 · update #1
ok this is not really a story cuz its true but its really sad
my life: ..... i have not talked to my mother in years and just as we are starting to build a relationship again she is moving to another country
....... i have not seen my dad since i was 1. dont know much about him. dont even have a picture, never mind an adress or fone number
........... all my family is in my home country and im here in ireland on my own my mam is leaving soon for scotland( i do have frnds but ive no close family here)
..............i cant keep my cat cuz i rent a house beside a chipper(takeaway)
..............its always raining here lately
..............and to make things worse my boyfrnd who i discoverd im totally mad about is moving back to his home country.
this is all true. i hope i have not made u depressed but u did say make u cry. but to make u feel better heres a joke:
a nun is in the bath and a knock comes on the door. she says 'who is it?' 'its the blind man' comes the awnser so the nun decides what the hell he cant see anyways so she said 'come in' the man says ' great chest, oh by the way, where do u wnt me to put up the blinds?' :)
2006-09-21 10:54:01 · answer #1 · answered by Belosnezhka (aka Gex) 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well let me tell you a really juicy secret. Wait let me get closer to the computer so a can tell you. There is this lady where I work. At 1:00 p.m. everyday her and this guy go into one of the empty offices So one day I decided to follow them. I saw them hurry into the office and closed the door. I slowly and quietly walked toward the door and heard oops, here they come I'll tell you later....................
lol
2006-09-21 17:56:32 · answer #2 · answered by This, That & such 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i met this lady name summer girl and she ask me to tell her a secret so i told her how i had a shrine of her in my room all the picture of her doing everything and anything in a day.
i confess my love and told her snice the dream i had of her in first grade that she was destin to be mind she started smiling just like she doing now so i said i'll prove it i took her to my house on hamilton and olden ave right next to the bar and open my room door she freak cause i had her on the toilet in the shower picking a few boogers with all her ex-boyfriends all her birthday party.
and i told her i told you i care for you and we should get off this yahoo answer and go get hitch she started running but i learn hoe to walk like jayson and michel myers and i knew all the short cut.
she making all this dam noise calling for help and running to the police station(all of them are member of my family) and they said ooooohh you finaly found her she buug out jump out the window running again(wish your a$$ would slow down) she finaly made it home where she felt say i did persue any more cause as we speak her family is secretly making wedding plan for us
2006-09-21 18:20:24 · answer #3 · answered by sunrisedrifter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont tell any body that i got 2 points by telling you the secrete
2006-09-21 17:44:43 · answer #4 · answered by soofi 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hello.
Well today this kid he was eating some pizza and I said do you love pizza? and he says yeah, and I said well why don't you marry it then? my friend laughed for a really long time after.
Teresa.
2006-09-21 17:47:22 · answer #5 · answered by Minnie May 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well there was this kid i never liked or got along with.. and he kept getting on my nerves.. well one time he called me fat.. and i'm not really fat.. i'm just thick.. and well i got so pissed i got up.. picked up my history book slammed his head with it... slammed his head into the desk.. and then he got up i pushed him into the locker and then chased him to the deans office with a pen to his neck.. and since i am in counclein for depression i didnt get suspended so i got off lucky.. lol
2006-09-21 17:55:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh.... well nothing reallyhappen today for me!!well today is the last day of school for a week and a half!! u see i get out that week and a half cuz the fair is coming to our town so we get out of SCHOOL!! im so happy that i dont have to go tomorrow to school!!!!
2006-09-21 17:47:47 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Olivia♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋