2006-09-21 10:27:01 · 6 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Quit dating Mike Tyson and Bing Crosby.
Then shove a kosher hamster steak up the nostril closest to the boo-boo, take two Xanax, and follow with a pitcher or two of banana daiquiris. And whatever you do, luv, don't attempt to excavate any nose-oysters for at least 72 hours.
Hope you're better soon. Come live with me, luv. I'll only whip you with silk and velvet.
2006-09-22 10:32:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't try a home remedy on a broken vomer. I might put an ice pack on your nose on your way to the doctor, though. You've basically broken your nose and will have to seek medical attention to get it reset, and/or to make sure there isn't any other trauma to the rest of the facial bones.
2006-09-21 11:08:06 · answer #2 · answered by Autumn BrighTree 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Read: "Odorant receptors and the organization of the olfactory system" Richard Axel and Linda B. Buck. - The Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine. 4 October 2004
It's gripping.
2006-09-21 10:56:26 · answer #3 · answered by eaismeg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
take two asprins, lay down and call the vet in the morning
2006-09-21 10:33:50 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
put it in a sling until you can get in to see a doctor.
2006-09-22 04:43:30 · answer #5 · answered by Zippy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't smile or blow your nose
2006-09-21 10:34:11 · answer #6 · answered by redbirdred 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋