What is the Horoscope for this month?

Answer 1

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Answer 2

From The Onion for this week. Nobody does it better.

Your Birthday Today
Hope of a stripper jumping out of your sheet cake will only continue to fade with each slice that is cut and served.

Aries March 21 - April 19
A whirlwind office romance will bloom today between you and that stunning spreadsheet that tracks all funded programs, their revenue sources, and the deductible services they provide.

Taurus April 20 - May 20
You'll receive an important life lesson from Jan-Michael Vincent this week after everyone in town starts calling you the boy who cried Airwolf.

Gemini May 21 - June 21
For whatever reason, lately it feels like your heart just isn't into pumping blood through its arteries and cardiac veins by repeated, rhythmic contractions.

Cancer June 22 - July 22
Unwavering faith in a supreme, all-knowing being that controls the universe will help you to overcome a series of rational and seemingly insurmountable arguments this week.

Leo July 23 - August 22
The truth is, even if you were to throw away your complete collection of Hustler magazines, you'd still be left with a lot of issues.

Virgo August 23 - September 22
Fed up with being exploited and mistreated at work, you'll finally take control of your life this Thursday and hand in your two-year notice of resignation.

Libra September 23 - October 23
The sight of an elderly man riding a child's merry-go-round in the rain will resonate deeply with you today as a metaphor for absolutely everything.

Scorpio October 24 - November 21
You'll be cured of a lifelong phobia this week after realizing that heights are just as scared of you as you are of them.

Sagittarius November 22 - December 21
Your incredible reflexes, hand-eye coordination, and taciturn manner will cause you to become known throughout the West as The Man Who Handcuffed Lightning But Was Afraid To Talk About His True Feelings.

Capricorn December 22 - January 19
The fifth coming of Jesus Christ this week will reveal that you haven't been paying as much attention as you'd thought.

Aquarius January 20 - February 18
Racial tensions will suddenly and fortunately be broken this week by the unexpected arrival of an Asian.

Pisces February 19 - March 20
While a persistent case of writer's block may have driven you right to the edge, it will continue to delay your suicide for months to come.

Answer 3

Earthy; Virgo followed by Airy Libra : ) Seriously, check out a monthly site; beliefisnotrequired.com then you can get it every month.

Peace & Love

Answer 4

September is Virgo and goes into Libra.

Answer 5

Virgo and Libra

Answer 6

The first part of the month is Virgo, and then comes Our truely well-balanced "LIBRA"

Answer 7

Libra is about to come on the 23rd of September to October 22nd.

Love & Blessings
Milly

Answer 8

virgo

Answer 9

virgo

Answer 10

tomorrow we are on the first day of libra..

Answer 11

virgo...i just had my birthday on the third...