2006-09-21 10:20:22 · 15 answers · asked by ? 6 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Zoology
Once upon a time there was a little boy beetle and a little girl beetle who fell in love. They spent all their time together rolling dung and helping in the decomposition of dead forest creatures. At first every thing was happy and free but after years of marriage, the beetles became less blinded by love and started getting annoyed with each other's oddities. Eventually they were down right sick of each other.
One night after some beetle loving, Mrs. Beetle rolled over and asked Mr. Beetle; "Is that all? Do you really think I'm satisfied?" Mr. Beetle took one last puff on his little beetle cigarette and replied; "who cares.. I am."
They began bickering. Mrs. B threw up every little promise Mr. B had ever broken, all the house projects left unfinished, and Mr. B screamed that all she ever did was nag nag nag. He even brought up the time he caught her looking at her old high school love.
The next night Mr. B came home late, drunk, and with lipstick on his vest. Mrs B let him pass out on the sofa and tried to push her feelings down and get some rest herself. She was kept awake for hours by the drunk Mr. B's snoring so she picked him up and flew him into one of those Bright Blue Electric Bug Zappers!!
MORAL OF THE STORY: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
oh yeah... and bugs snore!
2006-09-21 13:51:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Surprisingly yes the do, in fact studies have shown (University of Pontypool Professor Hamish Sloverdish PhD, MIA, C.R.U.D) that insects with enlarged vomers have a propensity to suffer sleep apnoea, engineers have developed a very very small breathing device to alleviate the poor little loves suffering
2006-09-21 20:19:51 · answer #2 · answered by sorneez 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just a sec let me listen to the mosquito that is sleeping on my monitor.hhhhhhhhhmmm no it's not snoring....lol
2006-09-21 17:23:33 · answer #3 · answered by telis_gr1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. Insects do not breathe in the same manner we do.
2006-09-21 17:27:59 · answer #4 · answered by gilgamesh 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only during Woody Allen's last eleven films.
2006-09-22 17:20:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only in your dreams
2006-09-21 19:09:53 · answer #6 · answered by JennyAnn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, that's why you always here the cheeping noise at night. :)
2006-09-21 19:23:56 · answer #7 · answered by Katt Attack 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Through their legs.
2006-09-21 17:22:23 · answer #8 · answered by MЯ BAIT™ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
so THAT'S what that noise is!!!!
it's been driving me crazy for days!
2006-09-22 11:45:57 · answer #9 · answered by Zippy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I sure hope not.
2006-09-21 20:04:43 · answer #10 · answered by Linzi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋