Do you ever wonder what All-Bran thinks of William Shatner?

Answer 1

Oddly enough, my friend Eubie is a Bran Whisperer. So I asked him to ask All-Bran for you. This is as close as it translates to English:

Pudgy fudgy toupee girdle nerdy boy no act no speak no rythm. Words fall out at random like poo from garbage can behind Chinese smorgasbord on International Night. Scat singing monotone disjointed like dead bugs on the grille of a 1948 Massey-Furguson tractor. Makeup like Cher's corpse on Fat Tuesday of 1967 Mardis Gras all brown duckwhite neck with toupee glue blended in like racing stripe on psychedelic zebra. Huge head pigeon brain bulge in pants is Old Spice roll-on. Scotch breath valium head Marlboro teeth skunk feet turd nostril. Beam me up quick, Scottie, my pantihose is showing.

At this point in the translation, the All-Bran gagged and went into a catatonic coma.

Answer 2

All-Bran communicates at a higher speed than William Shatner which explains why it sleeps in a box.

Answer 3

Does anyone ever wonder about William Shatner? I certainly
don't. He is so full of himself.

Answer 4

No. But I have often wondered what Special K thinks of the Garbor sisters.

Answer 5

Nope

Answer 6

All-Bran wants to Scotty to beam him up 'cause there's no inteligent life on this planet.

Answer 7

fact that he is a nice stage performer

Answer 8

probably a bit nutty, but great on bowels.

Answer 9

I wonder about it with a squeegee.

Answer 10

That its acting skills are superior to his.