And have some shady clerk try to sell you illegally imported butter?
2006-09-21 10:09:08 · 12 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I can get you some bootleg Parkay for $3 a stone. It's called "Poor Kay." Oddly, that's the same name my missing downstairs neighbour, a female sumo wrestler, chose for her professional name. Coincidence? For $3 a stone, who gives a rat's @ss?
I can get you Rat's @ss PseudoButter for $3 a hundredweight. I have access to "I Can't Believe It's Not Not Butter" for a shilling per metric ton, but you have to scoop it up yourself and supply your own vat. Just meet me behind the Liposuction Centre with your truck. I'll be the man in the trench coat with the unusually low fedora, the one WITH pants on.
Password: Buttermilk Crumpets are in season.
My response will be: I already have a few roses up my nose.
If any other phrase is spoken, I'm sleeping with the fishes and you're with an impostor from the Wisconsin Mafia. Get the hell out quick.
2006-09-22 00:50:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never done that, though when I order pancakes or waffles even French toast, I love to wait until the waitress is walking off before saying, " may I please have a straw for the syrup?". Little known fact, in Wisconsin, (where i live) it is a law that if a restaurant serves margarine then they HAVE to have real Wisconsin butter available. That will show those health conscious freaks, Slim Goodbody, my butter encrusted heart! Kinda strange a farmers union.
2006-09-22 12:53:55 · answer #2 · answered by Casca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I must look shady because those butter people are always approaching me in alleys and dark cooridoors. Last night a guy in a trench coat opened his jacket and displayed 10 or 12 underground spreads.
I'm weak... I know I'll eventually give in!
2006-09-21 20:25:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always bring my own butter when going out. I hear the street butter is tainted with rats milk and plumbago....
2006-09-21 17:13:04 · answer #4 · answered by Ron B. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope
2006-09-21 17:13:28 · answer #5 · answered by Nico 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't ask for it, they just come up and try to butter my side.
2006-09-21 17:18:00 · answer #6 · answered by MЯ BAIT™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I only go to BYOB restaurants!! Safer that way
2006-09-21 17:14:49 · answer #7 · answered by dawnee_babe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I don't think so. Sounds highly suspicious to me.
2006-09-21 17:12:38 · answer #8 · answered by The Nana of Nana's 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, I ask for no butter, it's gross
2006-09-21 17:14:55 · answer #9 · answered by Carol R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not yet sounds fun though
2006-09-21 17:11:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋