2006-09-21 10:01:08 · 14 answers · asked by insubordinate_bytch 2 in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
call and simply say that you will not be into to work today because your're feeling a little mentally ill.
I have done that once before - no questions asked the next day!!
2006-09-21 10:04:31 · answer #1 · answered by rottymom02 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you're a woman, just say the word "cramps" and they won't want to know any more.
Here are some funny excuses I found on the net.
2006-09-21 10:10:17 · answer #2 · answered by Sephra 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you shouldn't really have to have an excuse.... just that you didn't feel well. but i always worry about what to say when i go back and usually nobody even says anything except how are you feeling..so don't worry
2006-09-21 10:06:26 · answer #3 · answered by charma694u 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
besides calling in sick, you can always say that there was a family emergency, someone slashed your tires, your car got robbed or vandalized, you got food poisoning, etc.
2006-09-21 10:05:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no-one ever seems to question diarrhea. If you need to plan a future sickie then taking your parents to the airport is a good one
2006-09-21 10:06:35 · answer #5 · answered by Girugamesh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an uncontrolable urge to buy mass weapons and go postal on the entire office.
2006-09-22 16:25:33 · answer #6 · answered by realquietcool 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CALL AND SAY>>
*sorry, i wont make it to work today
*sneeze*
*i have a fever, and a slight cold..
2006-09-21 10:11:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about an actual illness?
2006-09-21 10:21:54 · answer #8 · answered by thezaylady 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really bad cramps
especially if your boss is a guy-no questions asked!
2006-09-21 10:08:49 · answer #9 · answered by Sugar Magnolia 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
uncontrolable bowel movements, who would dare ask you to come in with that? ugh
2006-09-21 10:06:14 · answer #10 · answered by Laura M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋