I delivered my baby four days ago and oh god.
We're Scientologists, so we wanted a silent birth. It was anything but silent when I let rip a huge fart.
My husband was very angry that I disturbed the silence of the birth, and he also said it smelled bad and was gross
I can't face him anymore! He comes home from work in 2hours, what do I DO?
2006-09-21 09:42:57 · 53 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
As a PhD in scientology I can guaruntee that you run the elctrolite machine on each other and see where the bad energy is coming from. Xanu will forgive you, so your husband will too. Just remember, the baby now has negative energy, so it probably should be kept out of the sunlight for its first few years
2006-09-21 09:45:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
If I hadn't read about Tom Cruise I would think this a joke.
Assuming it is not I would have to say this ranks right up there with the dumbest men you will ever run across.
Sorry, I know he is your husband. But to expect you to not be human in one of the most trying times you will ever face is absurd.
DO NOT......be embarrassed about this. There is nothing for you to be embarrassed about. For him to put this on you when he has never ever had to do it is........well unbelievable.
I understand this is a religious thing and it is your belief. But there are certain things that are outside of reason and this is one. Easy for him to believe this bull because he will never have to endure it.
When he gets home look him in the eye and say from now on you are the one having the baby. Let it go from there.
2006-09-21 09:58:35 · answer #2 · answered by John B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't be serious.
Silent birth?!?!? It's kind of hard to be silent when you have something the size of a cabbage patch kid being pushed through a hole not much bigger than the size of your nostril.
Believe me, after watching the birth of my two kids you are quite lucky that pushing the baby out didn't result in anything more than gas coming out of that particular orifice! "Dumping a load" isn't exactly abnormal during childbirth.
Your husband (as well as you) really need to get over it!
Silent childbirth?!?!? I haven't heard anything so ridiculous in a very long time!
2006-09-21 09:49:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Show him this. You shouldn't feel bad that you farted....I pooped. Very common to lose control of your "functions" when you have that much pressure and pushing going on. I would be more embarrassed to say that I was a Scientologist!
By the way, that guy "Alex B", I hope that you are not a PhD in anything. I barely graduated High School and I can at least spell.
2006-09-21 09:45:59 · answer #4 · answered by cjh1221 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
This is the reason scientology is a cult. Get out of it.
By the way, tell your husband to give birth and be silent about it. What a jerk.
doesn't look like scientology respects women at all and how bizzar is "silent birth"?
2006-09-21 10:03:59 · answer #5 · answered by Martin M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your husband is an idiot. He needs to come down to the real world and get a life. Scientology is not a real religion in my book but a cult. I say leave your husband and Scientology and begin to live. I could care less if my woman passed gas everyone does! Having a baby is painful and stressful, I have even passed gas during sex.
2006-09-21 10:30:27 · answer #6 · answered by onebighead 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a Scientologist you (and I assume your husband) knows that God is the essence of everything. This means that God is in your fart. If you two can't understand this then you can be sure you are not Scientologists because a Scientologist doesn't put any limits on God.
2006-09-21 09:47:50 · answer #7 · answered by Brent 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure he farts too! Even Tom Cruise farts. he should get over himself and the whole silence in childbirth thing I bet if the men were giving birth it would be anything but silent
2006-09-21 10:50:10 · answer #8 · answered by poptrash 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say you try givin birth! Are you serious. What kinda man gets pissed about a fart during birth. He should be more concerned with the fact of a new baby bein born. Yall need to have a serious convo!
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2016-12-18 14:30:42 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋