My childhood squirt gun just doesn't work like it used too. My wife laughed at me when I tried to soak her, I need to fix it, she promised that if I could get it to fire, I could soak her TShirt. Help me!!!
2006-09-21 08:23:29 · 36 answers · asked by Sausage Fingers™ 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Sorry your little gun won't shoot, maybe you need to have it cleaned out??? Stick something in there maybe it's blocked...or suck on the end...that might do it. Careful though....years worth of build up....might be nasty. On second thought ...maybe you need a new gun. Get your wife one too...makes the playing field fair.
2006-09-21 08:41:15 · answer #1 · answered by sasha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't get off in any way for about two or three days. During that period, ask your wife to pleasure herself while you watch (and only watch). During this time it should get you worked up. Then when your ready to do your thing, make sure you get at least an hour or two of foreplay in, and I mean some real kinky foreplay. This should get your squirt gun shooting like a supersoaker again. It works for me.
2006-09-21 08:35:56 · answer #2 · answered by saelskies 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In order to make it fire like you would see in a triple x film, it needs to be stimulated longer, if you feel yourself about to fire then stop and hold it back, just do this a few times, and hey presto, your good lady should get the soaking she deserves !!
2006-09-21 08:29:42 · answer #3 · answered by Panther 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those old guns tend to do that you know. You need a new one.
There is a product out that might help. I can't remember the name but it starts with V.
If you find it it should help a lot to get that old gun going again.
2006-09-21 09:42:01 · answer #4 · answered by John B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's actually some supplements out there that will cause a great increase in volume. I get spam on this all the time. I also have a friend that uses them and said they work dramatically.
2006-09-21 08:27:11 · answer #5 · answered by Jerry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey if it still works be happy.I guess the pumps worn down on it.Did you use it too much?Next time she laughs at you ,start sobbing and tell her how much this is affecting you and break down and bury your head in a pillow.If that doesn't work be a man and ask her to make her breasts perky like they used to be.
2006-09-21 08:34:47 · answer #6 · answered by Tom S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can try a product called 600 prostate maintain, you ca get it through (nature's life) it works for me. It has lots of Saw Palmetto in it. You do have to take it for a month or so however it does work with no side affects.
2006-09-21 08:31:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try not ejaculating for a few days. Let it build up for a few days and then try. I am 37 years old and can let it go for 6 feet or so. My g-friend loves it! She also wants me to *** all over her and she gets it good if I wait a couple of days. Also.. Try eating a stalk of celery the day of wanting to do this. Celery is 90% water and allows you to ejaculate with great force. Try it and see if it works for you.
2006-09-21 08:34:59 · answer #8 · answered by William P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well something I do with all the guys I been with when your gonna shoot, stop before you do, let it relax for a min then start all over again, do this 3 times, on the 3rd time they say is a charm take it out, hold around the base of your hard one and let her launch, it will work, best of luck to you!
2006-09-21 08:27:30 · answer #9 · answered by Sassy H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lose weight, have your testesterone level checked and if it is low get a prescription for Androgel, pop a viagara one hour before, and be sure to have a good nights sleep and read porn all day first.
2006-09-21 08:25:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋