Someone once asked me, Have you always been this tall. I said yes except when I was first born then they had the nerve to say I was sarcastic.
2006-09-21 12:50:38
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answered by Anonymous
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Been asked a few weird ones at work. Such as "I changed my insurance from being worth £50k to £100k and my premium has doubled - why?"
I also remember someone asking me a few years back why George Best wasn't playing when Man Utd were playing.
2006-09-21 08:30:06
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answered by chris_ninety1 5
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I was asked if im schizophrenic. I guess you have to know me to realize taht this is a bizzare question. No, I'm perfectly healthy with a healthy mind. No offense to schizophrenics, but I was offended becuase I'd lived with this person for some time before this question came up...weird!
2006-09-21 08:33:34
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answered by pyromantis93 3
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One time i went to order some salads for me and some colleagues. Well we all wanted something different on them. When I told him I wanted three salads one with onions one without....he asked me which one...i laughed and said what do you mean is this a trick question. What a dumb***. I said I don't care pick one. Isn't that funny.
2006-09-21 08:29:05
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answered by aimstir31 5
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About growing up Mormon -
1 - How many moms do you have? (just one people)
2 - Do you really have to sacrifice blood those temples? (I got a paper cut once that's all)
2006-09-21 08:25:30
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answered by Shawn_small 3
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Did it hurt having a baby? What a stupida** question. No, it felt great dumba**, I loved pushing something the size of a watermelon through a hole the size of a golf hole.
2006-09-21 08:23:34
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answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5
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My wife, about 2-3 years into our marriage asked me if I was gay. Uh, hello? She's gotten a bit more aware of my acute heterosexuality since then.
2006-09-21 08:48:17
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answered by Anonymous
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For someone to ask 'whats the weirdest thing someone asked me to do'.
2006-09-21 08:25:48
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answered by Anonymous
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"Can I just go down on you?"
This was asked by a business colleague while talking shop late one evening in his office. Needless to say I say "HELL NO!"
2006-09-21 08:25:15
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answered by Du Hast mich? 3
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Not a question, but a consoling statement when I cut my finger:
My brother told me, "It will feel better when it quits hurting."
2006-09-21 08:26:00
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answer #10
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answered by Dianne C 3
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