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Hmmm, the weirdest thing anyone ever asked me huh?? Guess it would have to be the guy who asked me for oral sex on the internet! I dunno, go figure!

2006-09-21 15:08:36 · answer #1 · answered by whiskeygrl319 4 · 1 0

I had this friend of mine at work that had a girlfriend on the side and they liked to meet and have sex all of the time and he hated his wife but she was hot and he talked me into starting an affair with her and low and behold it worked. His wife never became suspiciuos of him fooling around because she was always worried that he would find out about us.We were all three happy for over two years.I am a very good friend. Do you need any friends?

2006-09-21 08:42:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I was walking into the mall the other day and this man looked at me and first said that he liked my pants. He then asked me if they were boot cut and if I knew where he could get a pair. I thought, sure buddy, if you wanna wear womens jeans I'll tell you.

2006-09-21 08:19:08 · answer #3 · answered by GoodJob 5 · 0 0

Ok - I'm going to have to win 10 points for this one. Someone actually said to me. "Take a look in my left ear. I think I have a piece of paper in there. Could you pull it out for me?!' This weirdo was someone I didn't really know!!!

2006-09-21 09:26:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

somebody on right here asked me if i loved to poop in public? yeah thats bizarre lol & my dad have been interior the scientific institution do to psychological ailment & asked me "you know what that rubberband is around the distant for do no longer you?" & its like a dad its in user-friendly terms a rubberband cool down

2016-10-15 06:38:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I was giving somebody directions to my house.
I said turn left on X Street, then right on Y Street.
When she was leaving she said, "okay, so I should turn right on X Street, correct?". When I said no, she insisted she should turn right because she turned left to get there. I could not make her understand that there was distance between X and Y Streets, and she needed to turn left to get BACK to where she was. It was truly a DUH moment.

2006-09-22 20:30:56 · answer #6 · answered by persnickety1022 7 · 0 0

If I had a friend ask me if i would suck there d*ck, but suoposebly he is gay

2006-09-21 08:20:10 · answer #7 · answered by crystal s 2 · 0 0

hmm..why do I smile so much?..I mean c'mon,....& when someone asks if they can "borrow" something I won't want back..like a tissue,tampon,straw etc...

2006-09-21 08:20:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

nobody talks to me so i cant answer that.

2006-09-21 08:25:19 · answer #9 · answered by neil d 3 · 0 0

to have sex with their wife while they filmed it.

2006-09-21 08:18:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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