A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
2006-09-21 07:28:24 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ General Health Care ➔ Other - General Health Care
i love it hun.. although #10 sounds pretty good.. lol
2006-09-21 07:42:51 · answer #1 · answered by ﺸÐïåMóñdÐôññåﺸ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think a lawyer would point out that it's not necessary to get a divorce from an unconsummated marriage.
2006-09-21 07:38:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Cheers mate!
2006-09-21 10:43:09 · answer #3 · answered by DEZ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's great
2006-09-21 07:36:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
. . . okay, I get it now "viciouslawyer" has explained it to me - the wife was a Bulgarian trainee lawyer practicing her profession as a strip-o-gram PoliceGirl wearing a black leather hot-pants outfit and wig (laugh, I almost wet myself!) . . .
2006-09-21 08:17:50 · answer #5 · answered by Astra 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ha HA Very funny and true!
2006-09-23 23:27:31 · answer #6 · answered by Claire B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
2006-09-21 07:38:30 · answer #7 · answered by pageys 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love it man!!!
roflmmfao!!
2006-09-21 07:31:39 · answer #8 · answered by mistressmorro 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's a GOOOOD ONE!!!
2006-09-21 07:44:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY, IT'S NOT.
2006-09-21 07:38:06 · answer #10 · answered by red beret 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋