2006-09-21 06:56:53 · 8 answers · asked by bob s 1 in Pets ➔ Reptiles
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I think the problem here is just that you are sexy. The only explanation for this kind of phenomenon is extreme sexiness.
Try performing some brain surgery on a cat. Just score the skull with a razor of some sort, and hit it with a tap hammer, it will open right up like a coconut. Remove the brain, and replace with, lets say, a brick of cheese. The cat will then regain consciousness and be an unlimited source of cheese, 100% getting rid of whatever is waking you up.
See, sometimes there are 'beings' present with you. The reason for this is lack of cheese. So sometimes the cat will eat the cheese, but then he'll have to perform his own brain surgery.
Also, this type of thing can happen if you have AIDS. Of course, there is a greater risk for big fat doo doo heads to get AIDS than it is for a normal person. Sir, i do believe you might be a big fat doo doo head. Meaning, you may have AIDS, there is about a 100% chance that you have AIDS. But this shouldnt be anything to worry about. AIDS is curable by eating a cat that has cheese for a brain. Although cheese is toxic to humans and birds, eating it will kill you. So I would give you a word of advice. Eat the cats cheese brain, then call him a big fat doo doo head. You will then die, and be reincarnated into the cats body. Once this happens, perform brain surgery, and put a piece of Corvette in the cats head. Then eat the cheese, and you will die and be healthy in your normal body, the body of a bird, of course.
Now, if you wish to keep AIDS, just go eat a piece of the moon and you should be fine within 1.53-1.54 seconds.
Hope this helped!
2006-09-21 18:24:33 · answer #1 · answered by ADX 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Masturbation is sex, just solo sex. So yes it is, but why the reptile section??
2006-09-21 14:52:42 · answer #2 · answered by bill_72_99 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the pleasure is in the soul of the second person.
not only in your hands giving you an orgasm.
2006-09-23 05:06:42 · answer #3 · answered by pink p 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but I believe you are on the wrong site.
2006-09-21 14:20:07 · answer #4 · answered by makeitright 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah ,If you count yourself as a someone.
2006-09-24 14:18:02 · answer #5 · answered by Matthew L 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of corse it is.
Forever and always
2006-09-21 14:08:00 · answer #6 · answered by suzanne w 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes.....and very enjoyable!!!!
2006-09-21 14:32:59 · answer #7 · answered by bugear001 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can you tell me what is the connection with Reptile ?????????????????????
2006-09-21 19:36:49 · answer #8 · answered by Julien D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋